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Lip-necker 

One who's face goes from lip straight to neck, completely skipping the desirable chin. These people are heartless soulstealers who inhabit the dumps of society... Only with the addition of a chin could a lip-necker ever become a true member of the upper crust.
Tyler: "Jeff! Look out! There's a lip-necker to your immediate left!"
Jeff: "Whew! Thanks for the warning man, that was a close one."

Jeff: "I want u to meet my friend Barbara"
Tyler: " WTF man, that bitch was a total lip-necker! I almost lost my reputation and my lunch!"

Wooly necker 

A name normally given to Welsh people who put their heads up sheeps bums.
Man1: Dude! look at that guy with his head up that sheeps ass.
Man2: Wow he's a real wooly necker!
Wooly necker by Corywoolynecker September 12, 2009

chicken necker 

Slang commonly used on the Eastern Shore of Maryland to describe a tourist or someone who is not from that area. comes form the practice of using chicken necks as crab bait.
these god damned chicken neckers always turn 50/301 into a parking lot during weekends in July.
The art of slapping the back of someone's neck either softly or hard.
If someone were to say that the world is flat, then that would be a large case of neckery.
Neckery by Jaden kinda lamer March 23, 2017
To rob or steal something or to be arrested by the metropolitan police force
" I got nicked last night for robbin 6 offy's in a mad offy grab frenzy "
nicked by John Gaskell December 28, 2005
The word NEKEDE means unimaginable stress.
A place where stress is been produced for students to test their might.

If you think are strong and can overcome any stress in life without passing through this institution, PLEASE kindly cancel that thought.

It is one of the most prestigious and top notch institution in Africa as a whole.

Those who graduated from this institution are always very successful wherever they find themselves. And also they can conquer any amount of stress in life.

A student with upper credit here is similar to a first class student in any university in the world.

The Institution key core value is intense study and neatness. YES, neatness is 100%.

Don't try them when it comes to calculation courses. Their students will knock you hands down. Especially the "Accounting" students. They have a very good flair for calculations and evaluation but their weaknesses is they feel they know much more than their lectures and tend to go extra mile in all activities which sometimes causes their downfall in results. But on rare occasions.

Nevertheless, just know if you get admission here. Make sure you have got the balls to pass through hot fire with brimstone. Because out of 100% of students who got admitted only 30% graduate, due to intense stress and thorough education.
If you think schooling is easy. Try NEKEDE.
NEKEDE by Macjosh February 12, 2020