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A New York mugging 

This is when a lesbian gets a man to come back to her house then her and her partner tie the man down jerk him off and put his sperm in turkey baster and eject the sperm in both there vaginas then they keep the man tied down for a couple weeks just in case the first try didn't work.
I was walking home when a beutiful girl told me to come to her apartment when i entered her girlfriend tackled me and they both tied me down and jacked me off. They kept me until they were both pregnant which was two weeks and that was "a new york mugging". It was experience i dont like to discuss.
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Reverse Mugging

When you go to rob a clerk or a bank but someone has a shotgun, bat, whatever weapon and mugs you back.
Peter went out to rob the supermarket but the clerk started reverse mugging him.
Reverse Mugging by eylmao February 3, 2018

Gothic Mugging 

The act of having oral sex on a female corpse, then having a companion jump down from her tombstone onto her stomach in order to spray her decomposed innards all over his face and mouth. Usually done around halloween.
Greg: "Man, my girlfriends sister died in a car accident last night, you thinking what i'm thinking?"

Reese: "Sweet! In about two months she'll be ripe for a Gothic Mugging."

Greg: "I'll set a reminder on my iphone."
Gothic Mugging by Nillows March 19, 2010

Social Mugging

A regular mugging will rob you of your possessions. Money, your watch, a phone maybe. A social mugging will rob you of something far more precious. Your time. The standard interaction for people you don't know very well (or don't really like) is to simply say "Morning" and they reply with "Morning". We all know this. You can even try the throwaway "How's it going?" BUT BE WARNED. Some people will see this as a conversational opener and will then proceed to tell you their life story. Walking away will not help at this point, nor will pretending to be otherwise engaged in other tasks. Like a well trained limpet they will stick like glue until they have robbed you of your time, and most of your soul. Leaving you shaken, upset and worried for all future outings.
Husband: Hey honey, you ok? You like hell! You only went out for bread 2 hours ago??
Wife: I saw Jennifer and said "Hi ya, you ok?".... BIG MISTAKE
Husband: (laughs) You know the village shop is a hotspot for social mugging!!
Social Mugging by Obi Jon Kenobi September 4, 2018

Shivy Mugging 

To give someone a shiny mug, one pile drives or absolutely destroys them. This could be in the form of a hit or a strong backhand to the face. It can be applied to sports as well. If Chad Johnson got hit so hard that his helmet went flying off, he got shivy mugged.
Past tense
"Damn bro you fucking wrecked that dudes shit"
"yeah bro I shivy mugged his ass"

Present Tense
"I swear to God I'm shivy mugging his ass if he doesn't shut his face hole"
Shivy Mugging by GriffzZ September 13, 2018

crypto mugging 

The act of paying exorbitant GAS fees or any other transaction fee to simply trade crypto.
Wow I got a proper crypto mugging last night - gas fees were through the roof!
- cryptocloaker 2020
crypto mugging by cryptocloaker March 17, 2021

scrote-mugging

The act of placing your sweaty ball-sack on the rim your evil, micro-managing bosses coffee mug. Must be done immediately prior to the above mentioned boss having a drink (IE. no credit if the mug gets washed). Also preferably leaving some trace of duck butter for visual verification.
manslave #1: Dude, the boss just stepped out and I'm going scrote-mugging.

manslave #2: No way? Didn't you just go jogging on your lunch break too? Oh wait, here he comes now!

Evil-boss (pouring coffee into his mug and slowly sipping): Hey guys, what are you working on? Mmmm, this coffee sure tastes salty today. Let's have a meeting to go over what you did this morning.
scrote-mugging by Poppyhater December 27, 2005