1)the hair around a womans genitalia
2)to give oral sex to a woman
you should have seen the bird i pulled last night her muff was bushier than the amazon rainforests!
by Anonymous April 8, 2003
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A game played with a soccer ball in which the players use their feet, knees, chests, and heads to prevent the ball from touching the ground. The player who lets the ball fall is given a letter (beginning with "m", then "u", then "f", and finally a second "f"). When a player spells out the word "Muff", he/she then turns around and allows for a different player to kick the ball at their hiney.
Player 1: "lets play Muff!"
Player 2: "No! Last time I couldn't sit for a week!"
by Derok August 29, 2005
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Muff: muff is now a very rare species of vagina, it is BIG HAIRY SMELLY FLOPPY STRETCHED WORNO OUt fud, these "muffs" are a dieing species since the invention of mufficide or more commonly know as a brazilian, did you know? each day over 1,000,000 muffs are killed in humanly by being ripped of with boiling hot wax or with a razor or even sometimes laser surgery, you've all heard of save the whales, well now we have save the muff so please with all your heart vote no on mufficide even tho muffs are fucking disgusting lol
"oohh baby i can't wait till u put it in"*pulls down undies* holly fuck!!!!!!!! your 15 years old and u have a great big old hairy fucking muff... man it smells like someones gotten fish and deep fried it in poo u young attractive hagg!
by Sam_big_penis May 7, 2008
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when somebody does something stupid, their friends call muff and hit them on the head. can be avoided if that person quickly calls 5/10.
bob: where do babies come from?
bill: from the stork duh
bob: thats a muff
by asdfgihw November 25, 2007
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a hairy female under carraige.
christ, i heard she's got a muff man.
by bawsack October 26, 2004
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1. To push someone with malice
I muffed Desi's bitch ass in the back of the head
by Portia January 1, 2005
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Short for "muffin top;" the excess pudge in a woman's love handle/hip region which is the result of wearing low-waist pants that are too tight. Left with nowhere to go, the hip-fat thus cascades out and over the waistband of the pants, resembling the top of a muffin.
noun: "Check out the muff on that size 8 girl trying to pull off those size 4 pants."
verb: "After the pint of Ben and Jerry's, I was muffing all over the place."
by Muffalina June 20, 2006
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