muff

1)the hair around a womans genitalia
2)to give oral sex to a woman

you should have seen the bird i pulled last night her muff was bushier than the amazon rainforests!

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

muff

A game played with a soccer ball in which the players use their feet, knees, chests, and heads to prevent the ball from touching the ground. The player who lets the ball fall is given a letter (beginning with "m", then "u", then "f", and finally a second "f"). When a player spells out the word "Muff", he/she then turns around and allows for a different player to kick the ball at their hiney.

Player 1: "lets play Muff!"
Player 2: "No! Last time I couldn't sit for a week!"

by Derok September 19, 2005

muff

Muff: muff is now a very rare species of vagina, it is BIG HAIRY SMELLY FLOPPY STRETCHED WORNO OUt fud, these "muffs" are a dieing species since the invention of mufficide or more commonly know as a brazilian, did you know? each day over 1,000,000 muffs are killed in humanly by being ripped of with boiling hot wax or with a razor or even sometimes laser surgery, you've all heard of save the whales, well now we have save the muff so please with all your heart vote no on mufficide even tho muffs are fucking disgusting lol

"oohh baby i can't wait till u put it in"*pulls down undies* holly fuck!!!!!!!! your 15 years old and u have a great big old hairy fucking muff... man it smells like someones gotten fish and deep fried it in poo u young attractive hagg!

by Sam_big_penis May 7, 2008

muff

1. To push someone with malice

I muffed Desi's bitch ass in the back of the head

by Portia January 1, 2005

muff

when somebody does something stupid, their friends call muff and hit them on the head. can be avoided if that person quickly calls 5/10.

bob: where do babies come from?
bill: from the stork duh
bob: thats a muff

by asdfgihw December 25, 2007

muff

a hairy female under carraige.

christ, i heard she's got a muff man.

by bawsack October 26, 2004

muff

Well kept and neatly groomed small patch of hair above a woman's vagina. Muff is not a bush which it is commonly mistaken for. A bush is when a female lets her pubic hair grow out of control and untamed.

The hottest girls upkeep their muff by shaving thier vagina daily.

by Muffe May 8, 2006