mostest ever

More than the mostest.

Heather loves Andy the mostest ever.

by Hannahs mommy December 30, 2007

mistletoe and wine

The Christmas equivalent of bumping and grinding.

Ben: Did you see Tom on Saturday?

Tracy: Yeah, he kept running off to find guys to mistletoe and wine!

Ben: Dirtbag.

by benjyh December 14, 2010

mistlecock

Noun. Mistlecock: A hanging ornament (commonly a dildo or penis like figure with a mistle toe connected) usually placed above doors or other places where one might cross. Standing under a mistlecock with anyone of the opposite sex requires the man to thrust his cock into any part of the women.

Jack and Jill were caught under the Mistlecock, so Jack shoved his cock down Jills throat.

by Builtsoguy October 18, 2013

Mosteresteresteresteresteresterest

It is the extreme most that wins any and every debate on who do what most.

I love Gage mosteresteresteresteresteresterest.

by Eevea2623 June 16, 2018

mostestestestestestestestestestestestestestestest

the most you could love someone, this cannot be beaten, because there is no other word describing how much you love someone than this one

Julie: I love you!
Melissa: I love you more!
Julie: I love you the most!
Melissa: I love you the mostestestestestestestestestestestestestestestest
Julie: .......well damn

by llizziee_ September 17, 2018

the mostest

More than most. The mostest. Cannot get any more than The Mostest.

I love you more
No I love you The Mostest

by Taizer March 9, 2015

The Xander Mosley Effect

When, in a desperate bid for the slightest shred of attention, one attempts to emulate Ben Shapiro in every way, while appropriately remaining as ignorant as possible. Common signs include sharing PragerU and Turning Point USA videos, as well as complaining about cancel culture or political correctness. The subject may also exhibit extreme disdain to LGBTQ+ people for existing, or coat themselves in Trump merchandise as a defensive mechanism to sidestep the societal requirement to develop a personality. The term applies doubly so when one is gay until the second that Donald J. Trump is sworn into office. Derived from the name of conservative thinker/writer and professional dipshit Xander Mosley.

Wait, so you're saying Jacob was gay until Trump took office and now he said he was straight on Louder with Crowder? Sounds like that guy's got a serious case of the Xander Mosley Effect.

by VicePresidentWalterMondale February 14, 2021