Lips Like Morphine

Someone who's kiss leaves you breathless.

She has lips like morphine every time she kisses me.

by Nathan Hulsey October 15, 2006

morphandike

Corruption of hermaphrodite, probably from the word being passed by ear in the streets or the playground. Often used to accuse an adolescent male of having feminine characteristics and/or genitalia. Used in the midwest, possibly elsewhere.

Toward an adversary, "You fucking morphandike!" Or about an adversary, "He's a goddam morphandike!"

by headhunteras19 March 4, 2008

MURPHANT

Literally the definition of a short cunt from Sydney

that cunt is so small, must be murphant

by MURPHANT October 27, 2019

nature's morphine

The act of travelling to a sweltering jungle and picking the leaves off of the trees so that you can grind them up and snort them. The effects of the leaves change depending on what breed of leaf it is. Effects may contain getting high, getting pleasure or getting powerful hallucinations.

"Jason seems kind of peculiar today, is he okay?"
"He's fine Cheryl, he just has a bad case of Nature's Morphine."

by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022

murphanity

murphanity
Pronunication: m'rf-an-&t-E
n.
Actual state of mind or being. No longer in clinical use.
Law of nature.
Condition of mind with the tendency to press and display member to a fully populated double-decker bus from a second story window when 'given the opportunity', to frat, to punish tanqueray ten straight out the bottle, to __ l.babes, to suck at fifa06, to wear polos and pocket ts, to say boom, boom, boom, shevchenko, and to be constantly fabulous. In most judicial jurisdictions, a degree of consciousness sufficient to warrant commitment to a frat or kibbutz.

murphane
m'rf-ay'n
adj.

1. Of or relating to an action committed in the state of murphanity.
2. Consumed with seizing the tiggles
3. Of or consistent with the acquisition of a befittingly located prison wound during drunken tomfollery.

It's murphanity--half man, half amazing, half fabulous.

by Shmuelly von Shmooligan September 12, 2008

Morphine

Someone who can make you feel good no matter how low you get.

My morphine pulled me out of my sadness and made me smile.

Jasmine always manages to make me happy, shes like my morphine

by ThiefOfDreams May 23, 2009

Morphindike

One who is of the opposite sex who(when looking from afar)appears to be of the same sex.

I saw up ahead in the distance this long haired red head woman with an unbelievable bodie,when I got closer I was shocked to see it was not a woman it was a morphindike.

by jungleleah October 30, 2007