money

The shit you buy your crack with.
My crack dealer makes more money than a two-bit whore.
by BigJake93 January 30, 2017
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the money in your bank statement is probably zero
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a piece of paper that is worthless because everything in life does not take that piece of crap
you do not need money
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In reference to something that is impressive, awe inspiring.
That chick has a dumpy ass, but her friend's ass is "money!"
by Big-Dog and Biskey January 27, 2005
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A piece of paper or metal that is usually signed by a government's treasurer, stating that everyone is currently under the delusion that you have wealth. In fact, the piece of cotton used to represent how much gold a country had, but then Richard Nixon decided that it was not his cup of tea. Due to 1 cent coins in the Canada (where they have since been abolished) and the US costing 1.6 cents to stamp, owning a lot of pennies makes you more wealthy than society believes you are.
Canada's money is the only currency that has a value: it is made from polymer, a petrolium-derived plastic.
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What makes the world go round
money is what makes the world go round
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Money is what is used to ensure a fair exchange without the need to work. Paper beats rock, vis-à-vis, dollar dollar bill ya'll, vis-à-vis, gotta get paid.

In other words, when used and managed in an appropriate manner, money has the ability to make life easier. However, when money is harbored personally and defensively, greed and mistrust will threaten to undermine more virtuous social assets.
Money may not grow on trees, but it sure can grow on people.
by T Hizzle May 02, 2005
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