men

Women came from the rib of man... actually god made a typo. Correction: man came from the rib of women

*god on Microsoft word writing bible* "and so woman was born from the rib of man" *wife god intervenes* "ahem" "oh sorry honey... man was born from rib of women..."

by TotallyNotYou June 16, 2011

money

Handle with care. This will kill you.

"I wasn't careful with my money and im in so much debt" *later that morning was found dead in bathtub.

by TotallyNotYou June 17, 2011