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Ur brother a mother

Has risen above all of the previous “ur ___” jokes like “ur mom gay” and “ur dad lesbian”. Any time this is said, Trump gets one inch closer to pressing the nuke button, and God himself falls to the floor and start weeping.
John: ur mom gay
Mike: ur da- no, don’t make me do it

John: do it faggot

Mike: ur brother a mother
*John fucking dies*
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motherflipper 

motherflipper a non vulgar less offensive way to call someone a motherfucker when you need have good manners and profanity want do
dude you turned my girlfriend against me you motherflipper

no man you turned your girlfriend against yourself you motherflipper

dude you are a prick who is too selfish to stand up and admit your wrongs you motherflipper

man you really think of me that way

yes dude i think of you as a selfish prick who want stand up and admit your wrongs

how you feel about me i get it dude
motherflipper by littlejimmie April 17, 2019

mother mucker 

When you want to call someone a mother fucker, but don't want to get in trouble.

Origin:
In Texas Hold'em, you can fold your hand and throw your cards into the "muck". Now imagine someone does that to a mom. Pretty messed up.
"Hey why do I not get a raise this year? I'm outta here you mother mucker"

"Oh this mother mucker just cut in front of me."

clean as your mother's reputation

Basically, this term means that you can't get something any cleaner (or purer) than it is. It's also meant as a compliment by saying that somebody's mother is not a skanky whore or streetwalker. This term appeared in the young adult edition of the novel adaptation of the 1979 sci-fi thriller"Alien".
George the janitor tidied up the restroom so well it's not simply spic and span, it's as clean as your mother's reputation.

do you listen to mother mother? 

Meaning “are you nonbinary?”. Nonbinary is identifying outside of the gender binary (girl or boy). Mother Mother is a Canadian indie band that has many nonbinary fans.

Similar to: “do you listen to girl in red?” which means “are you a lesbian?”
Person 1: Hey Jaime, do you listen to mother mother?

Person 2: Yes, I am nonbinary.

Tiger Mother 

A mother who is overly strict with her child in order to foster an academically competitive spirit. This form of upbringing is intended to direct a child towards financially successful careers at the potential risk of feeling emotionally unfulfilled and/or socially inept.

The concept of Tiger Mother or Tiger Parent has been widely depicted in international media, including films such as Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971), The Joy Luck Club (1993), Vitus (2006), and most recently in a book written by Yale law professor Amy Chua describing herself (2011).
Which one would motivate you to pwn everyone in calculus this semester? A Tiger Mother or a cougar?

My homey thinks he has a Tiger Mother when what he really has is a milf.

If Tiger's mother were a Tiger Mother, he would be humping his wife instead of banging all them stripper trim from Orlando to L.A.
Tiger Mother by yale1 January 22, 2011

Motherfracker 

Used once in Battlestar Galactica on Kobol. It means "motherfucker" or "mofo", but it is more suitable for TV that your kids can watch it as well x-D
Talk to me you motherfracker!!!

Matherfracker?! Are you serious? You gotta be kidding me, bitch!
Motherfracker by Scuz April 25, 2008