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Mitness protection program

An unannounced but deliberate strategy in a presidential campaign, notably that of Republican candidate Mitt Romney, to stay in the background raising money and seeking endorsements, while avoiding engagement with the voters.
Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney is, currently, pursuing a Mitness Protection Program.
by neurophius August 4, 2011
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mistress of the night

In the old days, 'mistress of the night' or 'lady of the night' meant that a women was a suductress, harlet, or whore. It also is a statement that applies to certain pop culture madams, such as Elvira. "Unpleasant dreams..."
A vibrant belladonna, she was a mistress of the night, and a lover of good pasta.
by Jennisis May 10, 2016
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fitness mistress

A woman who has frequent sex with a man in order to help him get in shape.
Sam my man, you should get a fitness mistress to help you with those love handles!
by Carl1983 June 24, 2012
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mistress amelia marx

Mistress Amelia Marx is a professional Dominatrix most known for her work with Financial Domination. She took it from a concept in her every day life, and turned it into a full blown craze on the internet, which is still popular today. Her practice of taking money from men for her, and their, personal enjoyment spawned an entire cult fetish and following after she posted her adventures online.

Financial Domination stemming from a fetish of financial slavery or to be Dominated in a financial way. Miss Marx found this to be a natural extension for any Professional Dominatrix who is already being paid for Fetish services, and began to exploit it with clients who shared her fetish.

She said that some of her clients were aroused as much by giving money to a Dominant woman, as they were by any fetishes they may have been coming to see her for. And, that she was indeed aroused from their financial worship. She began to study the nature of the fetish, or fetishes, behind financial arousal and put it to use in her lifestyle.

Today, her work has spawned an entire cult fetish, and type of Domination. Terms like moneypig, wallet rape, money slavery, Money Princess, Findomme, and more all came from her early exploitation of this very real fetish with her clients.
Mistress Amelia Marx noticed his instant erection as he handed her the money for their session, realizing his enjoyment of Financial Domination. This was a moneyslave.

The moneyslave enjoyed Financial Domination. There was no better high, for him, than taking care of Mistress Amelia, allowing her to own him so completely. He would do anything for his Mistress, simply to be allowed near her.
by atmpiggy1 November 5, 2013
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mintness

A positive notifier. If you like something or approve of it in some way, it's 'mintness'.
- "Yo, those wheels are so mintness"
- "I just passed gym and am allowed to graduate, that's way mintness"
- "He's totally mintness and he even washes his hair then and again"
- "I do say sir, these hors d'oeuvres are simply mintness"
by Dynast August 8, 2006
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tit mistress

A prostitute who limits her services to allowing her breasts to be fondled.
A tit mistress who works frat parties can make more in a night than in a week of waitressing.
by SPQR January 28, 2008
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dick mistress

a fancy way for calling people a whore, also when used on a man it is calling them a whore and fag at the same time thus attaining the coveted "double whammy"
Person A: Man, Elton John is such a dick mistress.
Person B: He's a fag alright but how he is a whore?
Person A: Dude it is obvious, have you not seen those revealing sunglasses he wears.
by Jaime Blanco December 25, 2007
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