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Moister than an Oyster

Making someones pu55y so moist that she becomes a watergun or lawn sprinkler.
Mike Dillon makes girls "Moister than an Oyster"
by TwistedTaffy July 15, 2017
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Momshell

Similar to a MILF and a derivative of "Bombshell". A great looking mom that you would want to perform sexual acts with.
"Man, I was at the grocery store today and there was a serious Momshell over in produce."

"Have you ever seen Jimmy's mom? Serious Momshell."
by DuckMueller March 24, 2009
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Moisthead

One who's head is quite moist,Having a soft brain full of moisture,Being slow mentally,Being unintelligent.
Way to glue your hand to your arm moisthead.
Even a moisthead like you would of known to not stick your finger in your nose while using super glue.
by Ogdemigod April 13, 2009
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moiste

An adjective used to describe how awesome something or someone is.
Austin's neon fanny pack was moiste as shit.
by DemoDillon December 13, 2013
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Moises

Pp sooooo big just want to snuggle with it it like a stuffed animal woah you stroke it milk comes out oooooh yum it’s long and tasty like an otter pop
Uwu could not help to notice that bulg from across the floor Moises uwu yum sooo goood
by Moisesisreallygood November 5, 2020
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Moisten

Let's moisten the hummus!
by Alex Lefty March 3, 2017
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Moises

Moises is the most trusting guy you can meet. You can always talk to him about anything and he will give you his opinion on it. He always gives you advice, he’s always there to comfort you. He’s always overprotective of his friends and tries his best to help them.
boy: aye what’s up Moises
girl: oh my god it’s moises!!
by random_cool.guy January 4, 2020
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