Mumping the Gat

When a girl is so desperate she climbs to the top of a flagpole in a snowsuit and sandals so she can pleasure herself with the sandals and top of the pole. Usually done by ex porn stars with very loose pussies that could fit a car. A hummer.

Dude last week I saw Kesha Mumping the Gat on the White House lawn!

by sailboatsmeller August 24, 2010

mumphrey

The imprint you get on your skin from tight clothes or a pillow.

Dammit, I woke up from my nap with a mumphrey on my face again!

by lbarkley September 26, 2010

mumphing

Favourite past time of your more discerning necrophile involves cutting an incision into said body and doing the unmentionable to it

That mortician's a sick bastard he's always mumphing his patients
"Yeah some might call him a mumphmaster"

by Jono - Les Cimes November 6, 2003

MouMpLe

Her name is Evina..I love and adore her cause she is special.. :)

<3 MouMpLe

come what may...I will love you...until my dying day...

by paL December 23, 2004

mumparra

a funny way of saying idiot

look what you've done you stupid mumparra

by trevor September 28, 2004

Mumphed

To "Mumph" is to lay out over a chair or couch/sofa in a state where you do not care what you look like, but just want to relax.

Christopher mumphed on the chair with a slice of pizza in one hand and a diet coke in the other, oblivious to the people staring at him.

by TYPE August 22, 2014

Mumpire

A Mum (or Mom for yanks) who offers unsolicited and usually negative advice to the umpire while watching their child play sport.

I wish Meryl would learn the rules before she decides to mumpire.

Meryl should stop mumpiring, its embarrassing for the rest of the parents.

by G-reg tdog March 30, 2017