Microsoft Minutes

Times claimed by Microsoft products to complete tasks (installing products, copying files, etc). Swings both ways, can be greatly exaggerated or massively optimistic.

A- "How long till your done with that OS install?"
B- "About 5 minutes"
A- "Is that Microsoft Minutes?"
B- "Yeh"
A- "See you in an hour"

by Dicer April 27, 2006

Microwave minute

When time slows down while waiting for you food to heat in the microwave. Known side effects are increased hunger, slowing of all the clocks in your house and walking around aimlessly trying to kill time. The microwave minute has the ability to slow time turning one minute into what feels lime an hour.

Kus(9:00 pm): dude when are you gunna get here??
Ryan(9:00 pm): I'll be there in a microwave minute.

Kus(9:00 pm): aight g. Ill see you at 10:00!

by x addict3d x June 29, 2010

Sixty minute man

A person, usually a man, who possesses the ability to perform sex without orgasm for a full sixty minutes, often much longer. Comes from the song "Sixty Minute Man,' recorded by the Dominoes in 1951, and numerous other artists since then.

Sixty minute men are very popular with women who appreciate prolonged lovemaking.

Gary is a total sixty minute man, and he gets all the pussy he wants.

by 60 minute man August 20, 2011

two minutes

A standard unit of time lasting anywhere from thirty seconds to an hour and a half, based on the female in question and the task at hand.

He: "Are you ready to go? The ballgame starts in twenty minutes!"

She: "Two minutes!"

<ten minutes of makeup application later>

He: "I'm leaving. Now."
She: "Two minutes!"

by PsychoPuppyDad May 18, 2010

drug dealer minute

when you text or call your drug dealer and he says he will be there in a "minute." A minute is another word for hour to them so you don't go to another dealer. This can get irritating, especially when you want your drugs.

Heres some help for when this happens:
5 minutes = 30 minutes
15 minutes = 45 minutes
30 minutes = didn't leave his house yet

Vinny: "Yo my dealer said he'll be here in 5 minutes, where the hell is he?!"
Kevin: "It's gonna be atleast another half hour before he comes, he's playin the Drug dealer Minutes"

by PartyNdBullShiit June 18, 2010

Swiss mitten

A Clever Name For A Vagina!!

Origin Believed To Be In Akron OH.

Check Out That Swiss Mitten It Looks Kinda Grey

by Logieburr December 8, 2009

Gay Minute

A gay minute is equivalent to five straight minutes. Used by queer alliances to describe the time we wait for enough people to show up to meetings

We'll wait a gay minute before starting the meeting.

by gendervague March 3, 2017