Morning Missle

An erect penis that you have upon waking up in the morning.

I woke up with a huge morning missle today, so my wife road me like a rented mule.

by t June 30, 2004

Mistletoe

a parasitic plant with white berries, traditionally used as a Christmas decoration

Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe

by sitri December 29, 2006

mistletoe and wine

The Christmas equivalent of bumping and grinding.

Ben: Did you see Tom on Saturday?

Tracy: Yeah, he kept running off to find guys to mistletoe and wine!

Ben: Dirtbag.

by benjyh December 14, 2010

miszleresque

(adj.)
Having any of the following traits: the inability to think and talk/listen/act at the same time, to calculate ones financial position before committing to anything (unless it involves women, esp. younger women, in which case all prior committments are invalid), to complain about laundry and/or grading papers, or to stare at a member of the opposite sex in hopes of communication (initiated by said party).

"I hate to be miszleresque but I'm trying to get an idea how much the eavning is gonna cost me."

by Jon October 29, 2004

mistlecock

Noun. Mistlecock: A hanging ornament (commonly a dildo or penis like figure with a mistle toe connected) usually placed above doors or other places where one might cross. Standing under a mistlecock with anyone of the opposite sex requires the man to thrust his cock into any part of the women.

Jack and Jill were caught under the Mistlecock, so Jack shoved his cock down Jills throat.

by Builtsoguy October 18, 2013

miskella

The greatest family to ever live, there family tree is the best to come. They don’t take shit from anybody especially the mom!

Bro, don’t fuck with the Miskella family there fucking nuts.

by Heritage unknown homie February 12, 2018

Misleading Thumbnail

Also known as "Fake Thumbnail", a controversial type of thumbnail on YouTube in which a YouTuber would use this type of thumbnail to grab user's attention and then trick them into thinking there is a actual content on the video itself, such as a image edited with photoshop of the content in the video to even exaggerate the result as well.

"I have ever seen a misleading thumbnail featuring my hobbies i love like Apple products and other high-quality products." - The creator of this definition

by Ryan900USAYT March 6, 2022