milfita

Mother I'd Like to Fuck in the Ass.

Shit, Heather Locklear is a Milfita.

by Fuck Off July 26, 2004

Milfing

The act of seeking out milfs to seduce, especially by young men.

What you need:

-Youth & vitality which their husbands lack

-Button-down shirt, khaki pants, dress shoes

-A smile and bag of jokes

The two 25 year old men drove to Connecticut to go milfing and successfully nailed two cougars. The cougar's husbands never found out.

by Sumsortagod July 25, 2011

Milfhint

when a sexually attractive middle-aged woman ( who may or may not have children) makes a sexual innuendo or adds a seductive undertone to a conversation either unintentionally or by design.

Woman casually mentions that her kids are gone for the evening and she has nothing to do, then proceeds to invite a man(s) over to the house.- Milfhint

by Yosemite Samonite September 8, 2010

milfsinmyicedcoffee

My mutual who is very hot and is obsessed with milfs and iced coffee ‼️‼️ her @ is milfsinmyicedcoffee go follow her NOW :)

Did you see Milfsinmyicedcoffee?? She’s is so hot!!

by .kryptonian June 6, 2021

Milfil

The most gayest ship name to call people who you think belong together,as in lovers,might as well make them fall in love using “milfil” maybeee they’ll catch feelings if you want them to

“EYO MILFIL WHAT’S UP”

“WHAT IS MILFIL?”

“OH IT’S YOU GUYS”

by Hehehehehhehehehehehe October 8, 2021

MILFIA

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In the Ass; a hot older woman or cougar with a delectable butt

She was probably about 40 years old or so, but she had a fantastic ass - she was a real MILFIA!

by PMax January 30, 2009

Milfred

Milfred is a unique and rare name which is used to describe a guy who is popular with the ladies but doesn't give any attention to them. He is confident and knows his value and doesn't want to waste time on any girl. He wants a girl who deserves his attention. Milfred is popular and is the guy who is on the football team. He also somehow gets the best grades in school. He is rich and has it all. But no one understands how he can be so perfect.

guy 1: hey bro , whose that good looking guy? Is that Milfred bro?

guy 2: yeah man, I wish I looked like that.

by Stacey Fredisha February 1, 2015