Hopedale mall

a crappy mall in Oakville with no good stores and were all the white gangsta wannabes and old people go to hang out . actual the only good store there is big bare . basically a giant hole in the ground with two stores and a security guard. the nickname given to it is hopeless witch i think is so true.

wannabe1: yo dog do u wana hang out
wannabe2:yeea where do u wana go
wannabe1:Hopedale mall man were else
wannabe2:well were we going to hang
wannabe1: in front of timmies of corse
wannabe2: yeea guy lets go
old guy : those kids have no lives

by vinnie zee March 17, 2009

Father O'Malley

The perpetrator of your Catholic coworker's childhood sexual trauma.

Bradyn was Father O'Malley's preferred altar boy.

by Stingy Guts October 3, 2023

mall balls

a sweaty, swampy undercarriage that results from long walks through the mall. produces discomfort, especially if victim also suffers from swamp ass

Rick: Hey Lay Up, you wanna go jogging?

Lay Up: Sorry bro, I just got home from shopping. I gotta shower up and rest these mall balls for awhile.

by Uncle Rick Rude October 12, 2009

Latham Circle Mall

A Mall Located in Latham, New York. The mall has been recently sucking at life due to poor management and shitty anchor stores. They had anchors such as Caldor and J.C. Penny, however, once Caldor went out of business it seemed that the mall was damed for hell. The food court (food-less court) has no restaurants. That's right, not even a McDonald's would pursue the Patients (believed to be insane) who still roam the mall area. The mall has recently transferred ownership, but it will be tough to revive a pile of shit.

Person 1: "Hey have you gone to Latham Circle Mall lately."
Person 2: "Yeah, why?"
Person 1: "What store did you go to?"
Person 2: "I went to every single one!"
Person 1: " Oh so only JC Penny."
Person 2: "Yeah!"

by TyTyhatesny October 25, 2009

mallache

the dull headache one gets after spending too much time in a shopping mall.

"Hey you want to grab a coffee?"
"Nah Cherise dragged me out shopping the whole morning, I've got a mallache from another dimension I need to lie down"
or
"Man I have to go buy my girl a birthday present"
"what a mallache!"

by mws79 February 23, 2009

mallaury

One of the most beautiful girl of the whole world. You can't be sad to have her as a friend. OMG, look at her, you want to love her forever and be her friend. She is so mysterious and so funny too ! Show her some respect !

#Damn #ThatGirl #OMG #Toogoodtobetrue

This girl is such a Mallaury !

Beautiful like a Mallaury !

That's a Mallaury girl !

by camillelapinouonurban April 18, 2017

Burlington Mall

Absolutely one of the worst malls in Massachusetts, if so even United States. Everyone there is either a 13 year old middle schooler with nothing better to do on a Friday night, than wear Snapback hats, tight pants, and argue about how much their "swag" owns yours. Or filled with Emotional goth kids who smoke weed in the corner of the cafeteria, near shotcakes. The mall itself isn't that bad, it has a variety of good stores, such as: Champs, Apple, Lindt chocolate, Brookstone, etc... but moving along from that, it's the terrible people that fill the mall, who make it a horrible experience. I can also assure that 75% of the girls there all try to meet guys; just to give blowjobs in back of Abercrombie and Fitch, and pass along their Hepatitis C. The cafeteria is also disgusting, all of the "mall food" tastes the same, and it is also really, really, dirty. The most notable thing of this mall is the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop was filmed there, but hey, even that sucked. The lesson that most people have learned is not to shop at this piece of shit, and find a better thing to do then become mall rats.

Guy 1 - "ay yo, nigga, lets go to da Burlington Mall Friday night, and GET CRUNKKKKK!"
Guy 2 - "yo ight, you tryna fuck sum bitchezzZz?"
Guy 1 - "fuck ya, wit dis swag I'm up for shiiii"
Guy 3 - "Are you fucking serious?"

Girl 1 - "hey can I have your number?"
Guy 1 - "um, who the hell are you?"
Girl 1 - "If you buy me those ugg boots, ill let you fuck me!"
Guy 1 - "no, please go away"
Girl 1 - "nigga, you gay!!!"

by Jensen1429 May 19, 2013