merger of equals

When one company merges with the other to jack it up.

The merger of equals between Mercedes and Chrysler. 10 years later they're F-ing broke and Mercedes is trying to drop them like a bad habit.

by OoTLink March 31, 2007

MERGERT

a jerk..somebody that does something to make u mad..or say..can be childish or petty..use wisley..can be said in a playing manner..

WHY DID SHE GOOGLE THAT BABY AND SAY IT WAS HERS--UGH SHE'S SUCH A MERGERT

by KELLYKELLS |IRD| August 5, 2009

menger

(men + anger) to have anger towards men...

her menger had reached a boiling point.
as a feminazi, i'm quite mengry.

by cottonpony May 27, 2010

Megerplex

An angry city population.

A law banning alcohol caused a major megerplex in Miami

by LEPaulYOzsek December 10, 2009

The Merger

That one unwanted friend that pushes his/her way into the friend group. The one that no one knows how they got into the group and no one likes. They usually start by following your group around until they are a common appearance and are progressively more annoying as they merge deeper into the group.

Jake: How the hell did we let the merger in the group chat, all he does is follow us around.
Rick: Idk someone else added him.

Jake: goddamn it now we have to make another one, Just act like we still use the first one.

Rick: k, thank god.

by Get tf off my lawn April 8, 2019

mecgerkin

When a woman takes a mad shit and shoves half of it in the eye and half in the ear at the guy. Then she jerks his pee pee around to touch his buthole...it works!

I was giving my boyfriend head and he pissed me off so I gave him a mecgerkin.

by Shabackalacka August 9, 2006

Metzgered

The act of being lead to believe the false hope of having a chance with the opposite sex (normally a girl) and always ends with sorrow, resentment, and bitterness. And is the perfect opportunity for your friends to make fun of you after

Did you get any last night, naw man I got Metzgered...Hutch!

by Bdam Fleadrick December 15, 2008