Methane Man

A male person who is renowned for polluting the air with liberal amounts of methane and other noxious gases via his anus. A guy who farts a lot.

Oh God ! Get out of here guys, here comes Methane Man.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

meghna

an adjective used mainly in new york to describe anything "hot", "pretty", "smart" and just "plain wonderful"

Wow! What a meghna that girl is!

by random luvver June 14, 2006

methalete

Some one who is criddlen so hard that they are actually at a higher level then the average tweaker. One who has reached the status of methalete has perfected the act of tweaking to a sport, a highly competitve sport.

That methalete is either cleaning or running a tri-methalon.

by JimmyPockets May 5, 2008

Methane Madness

The belief that your own farts smell good and also categorizing them according to their smell.

For example, Methane Madness is categorized into five types of farts.

Category 1-Train Smoke
Category2-Sewer Stench
Category3-Orange Blossom Special
Category 4-Acid Burn
Category 5-Soft Serve (aka wet fart)

by Helsinkismashrod November 9, 2009

Methane Exchange

When you are eating a girls ass out and she farts in your mouth. You then hold the fart in your mouth and pass it from your mouth to hers.

"Man last night this chick and I were fucking, but she farted in my mouth when I ate her ass out"
"Did you swallow it?"
"Nah, man I just did a methane exchange and gave it back to her."
"Nice, dude"

by Casual Rapist May 24, 2013

Methaphor

When one consumes so much meth they proceed to take any two random and unrelated events, scenarios, theories, etc., then proceed to analyze them so deeply that they prove to be perfectly congruent such that it actually validates their preposterous claim

“I scored some fire shard and spend the last 7 days creating 17,456 methaphors out of complete nonsense and inadvertently discovered the meaning of life. Rail this line and let me explain...”

by Bigg Wes April 19, 2018

methadozing

The act of falling asleep sitting up, shortly after taking a dose of Methadone.

Guard #1: How was your well being check?
Guard #2: I walked past cell 31 and inmate Jones was sitting on his bunk, but I think he was sleeping...
Guard #1: Oh, so he was Methadozing?
Guard #2: Oh yeah... he did just take Methadone at med pass.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin June 6, 2018