Metaphorical kidney

What one offers their friends as a sign of appreciation, since a real kidney is quite expensive and a hassle to remove anyway.

You two are amazing. I would give you each one kidney, but then I would not have any, so you can have a metaphorical kidney instead.

by ellietist October 3, 2016

Metaphorical Couch

A phrase used to instigate grade bonding. it inspires love and unity. And sometimes results in lewd behavior.

Emily, come sit on the metaphorical couch with me.

by kraushaus October 20, 2011

metaphorically i'm a whore

Denial number four

On the eve of a day that's forgotten and fake,
And the trees they await and clouds anticipate,
The start of a day when we put on our face,
A mask that portrays that we don't need grace,
On the eve of a day that is bigger than us,
But we open our eyes 'cause we're told that we must,
And the trees wave their arms and the clouds try to plead,
Desperately yelling there's something we need,
I'm not free, I asked forgiveness three times,
Same amount that I denied, I three-time mvp'ed this crime,
I'm afraid to tell you who I adore, won't tell you who I'm singing towards,
Metaphorically I'm a whore, and that's denial number four.

I'll stay awake,
'Cause the dark's not taking prisoners tonight.

Why am I not scared in the morning?
I don't hear those voices calling,
I must have kicked them out, I must have kicked them out,
I swear I heard demons yelling,
Those crazy words they were spelling,
They told me I was gone, they told me I was gone.

But I'll tell them,
Why won't you let me go?
Do I threaten all your plans?
I'm insignificant,
Please tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire, what have I become?
I'll tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire,
What have I become?
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,

Please tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire, what have I become?
I'm sorry.

by d.e.a.t.h. December 14, 2016

Metaphorical Party Pants

The place where the party is. Always. Kinda like giant clown pants that you have to hold out in front and scoop people up in. Teachers, Dog Ramblers, Fools, all are welcome in the party pants.

Dude 1:Dude! I just nabbed Mr.Gilette in my Metaphorical Party Pants!
Dude 2:*Scoop* Yeah! Just got three hot chicks and a rambler in mine!
Dude 1: Damn it.

by Rainbow Guy December 17, 2008

busting a metaphorical nut in her mouth

to cum in a girls mouth. but not atcually ejaculate. it's all a metaphor. so as if you really do it, but you don't.

say you're at a party and you're hitting on a girl and making her think you're going to have sex like it's to the point if you wanted you could bust a nut in her mouth. but you don't and kind of just walk away. therefore you're busting a metaphorical nut in her mouth.

by dont use your real name pseudu May 18, 2010

Metaphorical Brad

A metaphorical Brad is synonymous to a metaphorical Chad. They were not born with that as their name, but they very well could have been.

“I don’t care if his name was John. He was a metaphorical Brad with all that vineyard vines on.”

by flimsysexuction August 2, 2018

ranch metaphor

when youtuber daniel howell from dan and phil compared himself and other youtuber amazingphil to ranch during their second "massive pizza mukbang". he said that they were put on earth for the sole purpose of finding each other, just as the ingredients of ranch were put on earth for the sole purpose of creating ranch.

We were meant to find each other and create something beautiful, just like the ingredients of ranch.

We're totally a ranch metaphor.

by jayjaylolllll July 19, 2025