Melvin Balls

A man of class and high intelligence, often associated with a particular discipline of scientific research. Is married to a Kollywood movie star.

Student 1: "Hey, who's class do you have?"
Student 2: "It's Dr. Melvin Balls..."

by Melvin Balls October 13, 2021

Whomping Melvin

verb. When you take a long hard shit, freeze it, shove it into your girlfriend's vagina while she is on her period, remove it, ejaculate on it, then freeze it again. Remove this period blood cum covered shit from the freezer and serve it for dinner to your in-laws at the next holiday dinner, preferably Christmas dinner.

I don't think I left a good impression on my girlfriends parents when I did the Whomping Melvin

by Erock182 August 5, 2009

eric melvin

Extremely sexy punk rocker who is best known for playing guitar in the band NOFX.

Wish I could fuck Eric Melvin

by Dude March 10, 2004

Melvis

Melvis is a name applied to anyone who could pass for the Mexican Elvis. Owner of a Mexican restaurant in Columbia, SC.

Symptoms of a Melvis include pompadour, golden chains, and lots of prominently displayed chest hair.

That Melvis dude makes some damn good tacos!

by Ouroborous May 13, 2005

mervins

When someone, or more frequently two persons, get on either side of you, grab your underwear (emphasis whitey tighteys) and lift up, essentially leaving you hanging in mid air via your underwear.

The trench is violated, if ya know what I mean.

I gave my cousin a mervin on Christmas Eve. Immaculate conception THAT!

by Yavo November 13, 2003

Melvis

Any Mexican that bares a striking resemblence to Elvis.

Did you see that guy mowing the lawn? He was a total Melvis.

by Carrie April 6, 2005

Melvincholy

1. Melvinesque acts involving being a Melvin or acting like one.

2. Referring to a noun as melvincholy means it is most likely melvinesque.

What is up with Matt’s melvincholy behavior, he ate all my buffalo chicken salad.

by Melvin Melvinson August 30, 2012