Ouroborous's definitions

Melvis

Melvis is a name applied to anyone who could pass for the Mexican Elvis. Owner of a Mexican restaurant in Columbia, SC.

Symptoms of a Melvis include pompadour, golden chains, and lots of prominently displayed chest hair.

That Melvis dude makes some damn good tacos!

by Ouroborous May 13, 2005

Phil Collins

It's a drink made by drinking a Tom Collins and a Cosmopolitan at the same time, from two different glasses, from two straws. The combination of those two drinks results in a Phil Collins

After drinking two Phil Collins I ended up all wet.

by Ouroborous May 13, 2005