A Melvin is person who typically takes the job of a bank manager based on his name.
That Melvin is definitely a bank manager, you can tell by his name said Jess
by Melvin the bank manager June 10, 2019
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A complete loser, geek, or nerd. Someone who lives in their parent's basement well past their 20's.
Matt is a total melvin because he sits around and plays world of warcraft all day and never leaves the house.
by geekhater December 23, 2006
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pulling the front of ones underwear, giving them a wedgie, and also crushing their balls, at the same time. Usually done by teens.
It was senior day in high school, and all the seniors gave freshman melvins, I was so unlucky for i wore boxers that day.
by aeb1 October 5, 2006
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Some weirdo that alway's gonna have you're back. he can be very man whore-ish, but he is devoted to friends. nothing breaks him. he's probaly been through a lot in life, but that's only made him stronger. Not to mention is has some lungs! He's really loud and a great singer. fun, yes. annoying, kinda.
Melvin is awesome!Sorta.
by GargleGargle July 18, 2010
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a cool dude, usually black, and is very funny. can sometimes get ghettp but its funny. also can be arrogant and annoying at times.
dude 1: hey look at that dude.
dude 2: he looks like a melvin.
dude 3: thats his name.
melvin: (walks up) hey arent i just the greatest?
by smeplenz September 16, 2009
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Biggest flexer, fucks bitches and gets rich , never talks hot on the internet boy! Sucks tf outta tits
That guy is so Melvin
by Omega Swift May 23, 2018
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