Melvin: I bought 200 DogeCoin at 6 cents a coin
Melvin(2 hours later): I sold all my DogeCoin now at 3 cents a coin and lost $4
EtherChad: That's Melvinomics baby!
The act of creating alternate handles on an internet forum so frequently that not only does nobody know who you are, but no one can tell the real n00bs from the regular posters