The average human penis length is around 5 inches. Like the great white shark to the famous megalodon shark, The megaloshlong is a massive penis that can reach lengths upwards of 11 inches. The megaloshlongs, thought to be extinct, are still believed to roam the world in very small numbers.
Donna: so how was the sex with the lucky guy last night?
Tiara: Horrible! Ben turned out to be a megaloshlong at 12 inches!
Tiara: Horrible! Ben turned out to be a megaloshlong at 12 inches!
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" EUEREWUEUERUUROEUOEUOR" Deepwoken players after getting their ass handed to them by a Megalodaunt.
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Also called "Sparky"
Also called "Sparky"
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Get the Megavolt mug.derived from Ancient Greek (μέγᾰς m. / μεγάλη f. / μέγᾰ n.)
Meanings are:
big, large
great, mighty, loud
marvelous, awesome
actually the same word that the prefix "mega-" means and is derived from.
Meanings are:
big, large
great, mighty, loud
marvelous, awesome
actually the same word that the prefix "mega-" means and is derived from.
That's a megalo event.
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2)A great song from one of the greatest bands in the world; Incubus
2)A great song from one of the greatest bands in the world; Incubus
I saw Incubus perform "Megalomaniac" live at the All-State Arena on July 14, 2004
Sadaam Hussein was a megalomaniac
Sadaam Hussein was a megalomaniac
by Dennis October 22, 2004
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