A large man with an oversized head that can eat an enitre jar of mayo, down a fifth of wild turkey, and still be able to run around without a shirt showing his sloppy titties and still find no shame in it the next day.
Dude1: Dude, last night you got so sloppy drunk you beat up your friend, broke into a house, stole a hoagie, got put in bed by the cops and ate a chicks fat hairy cookie.
Dude2: Hmmm, I honestly do not care, suck on my ball sack.
Dude1: Dude, your such a mayo.
Dude2: Hmmm, I honestly do not care, suck on my ball sack.
Dude1: Dude, your such a mayo.
by Lucas White January 18, 2008

Substance slathered on the balls and then slapped gently upon the chin of an enemy or hot chick. used while whispering in the ear of the mentioned enemy / hot chick, " everything will be okay."
by TheCockNaziJoy November 18, 2010

by ScienceDude23 November 18, 2020

Jesus' Jizz
Jesus:"this wine represents my blood, this bread represents my flesh"
Thomas:"what about this Mayo?"
Jesus:*winks*
Thomas: (눈‸눈)
Thomas:"what about this Mayo?"
Jesus:*winks*
Thomas: (눈‸눈)
by Crosx February 29, 2020

by gotu_XX September 29, 2009

"yo man! you have any crippi?nah man just some mayo, u know i cant afford tha good shyt
synonyms: schwag , reggies , regs ,
antonyms: crippi, dank , kind
synonyms: schwag , reggies , regs ,
antonyms: crippi, dank , kind
by dj whyte December 28, 2005

by Mayo19 March 29, 2015
