mayo

a white person who is very white like mayo

that guy is as white as mayo!

by xMIGSx July 11, 2007

mayo

Mayoo is an amazing beautiful girl who loves everything. She is a very kind hearted person. She is very pretty and fun

Mayo #maui

by Key maui March 13, 2022

Mayo

1. Male with a small penis.
2. Male who over-reacts while doing push-ups.
3. Usually employed in the law enforcement field, and gets in foot pursuits, but never catches the perp.

1. Look at that guys dick, its so small it looks like a Mayo dick
2. Don't be so Mayo
3. He really pulled a Mayo there.

by dhd1 February 13, 2010

mayo

A nickname for the character 'Stiles Stilinski' from MTV's Teen Wolf

Alisha: "Hey look, Mayo is kissing the fish again"

Brianna: "Ew"
Shauna: "OMG I LOVE FAYO"

by DatPenguin February 5, 2017

mayo

the nastiest shit you can eat.

aka eggs

“hey do you want some mayo on your sandwich?”
“fuck that, that shits nasty.”

by thedefinitionwizard June 30, 2019

Mayo

Used as an exclamation, mayo is a close relative of the words pwned and owned. In this sense when one shouts out "Mayo!" to another they are aknowledginf the total lack of disrespect that was just shown to that person. Mayo, being so similar in color and texture to sperm, is used in this way to closely relate a person being disrespected to a whoman who allows a man to spread his seed all over her face after performing oral sex on him.

"That chick just flicked you off! Mayo!"

by JtothaC March 13, 2005

Mayo

Sleeping Beauty

"Oh man look at her"
"Ohhhh she's such a Mayo"

by Emsooooooooo January 7, 2017