Mayo

A large man with an oversized head that can eat an enitre jar of mayo, down a fifth of wild turkey, and still be able to run around without a shirt showing his sloppy titties and still find no shame in it the next day.

Dude1: Dude, last night you got so sloppy drunk you beat up your friend, broke into a house, stole a hoagie, got put in bed by the cops and ate a chicks fat hairy cookie.

Dude2: Hmmm, I honestly do not care, suck on my ball sack.

Dude1: Dude, your such a mayo.

by Lucas White January 17, 2008

Mayo

Substance slathered on the balls and then slapped gently upon the chin of an enemy or hot chick. used while whispering in the ear of the mentioned enemy / hot chick, " everything will be okay."

Guy- Everything will be okay, I brought the Mayo.
Girl- Okay.. Wait.. What?

by TheCockNaziJoy November 15, 2010

Mayo

The ultimate instrument. Only legends play it.

"Is Mayonnaise an instrument" - Patrick Star

by ScienceDude23 November 18, 2020

Mayo

Jesus' Jizz

Jesus:"this wine represents my blood, this bread represents my flesh"
Thomas:"what about this Mayo?"
Jesus:*winks*
Thomas: (눈‸눈)

by Crosx March 1, 2020

Mayo

When coworkers are dating and one cheats with another coworker.

Did you hear that Bob pulled a Mayo?

by gotu_XX September 29, 2009

Mayo

1. nasty
2.gross
3.low grade dirty weed

"yo man! you have any crippi?nah man just some mayo, u know i cant afford tha good shyt

synonyms: schwag , reggies , regs ,
antonyms: crippi, dank , kind

by dj whyte November 22, 2005

Mayo

A common nickname for the name "Maya"

-"Who's the new girl?"
-"Oh thats Maya, but everyone calls her mayo"

by Mayo19 March 27, 2015