P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maude Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."
by TalkerBettyCrocker February 10, 2014

Maud is an amazing girl who you can always count on. She may take some time to answer your messages, but when she does, it will make up for everything. She's someone who always smiles and is very pretty, smart and funny. Maud says sorry way too much and is a chronic overthinker, but everyone loves her and she's very protective over her friends.
"Hey, have you heard about Maud? She doesn't think she will pass her exams."
"Really? She's so smart there is no way she will fail, and I'm in love with her as well!"
"Really? She's so smart there is no way she will fail, and I'm in love with her as well!"
by NietTristanOfzoEchtNi January 7, 2025

A selfish prick that can’t take a joke and believes people can’t change. Often overreacts about things and gets offended by things to boost their ego.
by Sus sy amongus November 22, 2021

when somebody takes it up the ass from certain sponsor for payment for travel and/or training services. The "maude" for general cases would be the one expecting payment for goods and/or services. the "revenge" would be the act done that would be equal to monetary payment.
danny and....sponsor use "old maude's revenge" to settle payment
"old maude's revenge" is used as payment
old maude's revenge
"old maude's revenge" is used as payment
old maude's revenge
by chedder t January 12, 2009

by Acroultaore July 20, 2022

A place where half the people show up high or drunk and if they don’t they’re most likely the rich ones who do athletics and are coaches kids. basically where all good thinks go to die.
by wtf.is.going.on March 4, 2022

The most incredible person alive. She will open your mind and you will discover new things with her. Guys are really attracted by her. She always makes jokes and you shall never be bored with her. Call her Sara instead of Sara-Maude, she likes it better. Oh, and if you ever want to please her, bring some food with you. She will love you forever!
Look at that hot girl! She’s such has Sara-Maude.
Omg, you’re so funny! Stop being a Sara-Maude or I’m going to die laughing!
Omg, you’re so funny! Stop being a Sara-Maude or I’m going to die laughing!
by Tchinninni November 22, 2021
