masturbatorily

Knowing and perfecting the essence of what IS masturbation, and/or beating off.

"I'm masturbatorily gifted. I can beat off anywhere, with anything, at any time." "Even though Billy is 45, he can beat it like Beckham."

"Dude's masturbatorily gifted.Got mad meat skills."

by TheExtremelyGiftedOne September 8, 2014

Masturbate

To beat your dick so fucking hard, your left leg goes numb.

I masturbate every day.

by BillyFuckingBobHadAnalBeads September 25, 2018

masturbatable

When a person is attractive enough for another person to be able to masturbate to them.

"That girl/guy is maturbatable because they are so attractive."

by onethinwallaway September 25, 2004

Kotex masturbator

Somebody who achieves sexual gratification by spanking the monkey over or onto a tampon, bloody or new.

Didja hear that Maxwell is a true Kotex masturbator? Yeah, he fishes his girlfriend's bloody tampons out of the wastepaperbasket and attempts to inseminate them! How gross!!!

by Telephony February 16, 2014

Mastrubatorium

A room in your home, office or other personal space devoted solely to the act of mastrubating.

what are you doing bro?" "Nothing, sitting in the mastrubatorium wacking it.

by crushinskullz 1 February 22, 2011

Masturbatory Aid

Anything that helps a person perform self-gratification (i.e. masturbate). These materials range from magazines to movies, but not limited to inanimate objects (i.e. the use of one's own imagination).

Playboy is the common masturbatory aid among adolescents.

by Elmer January 5, 2006

chronic masturbator

Someone wh masturbates all the time. they're probably addicted to it. doesn't necessarily have to

be a male, despite popular belief

"dylan what the fuck you doing in there"
"nothin..*thinks they're gone, violently faps*"
"dylan youre a fuckin chronic masturbator"

by long bong silvers October 29, 2018