Masturbreathing

When one makes a noise that sounds like masturbation while they are breathing

"Remember James?"
"Yeah from that one class?"
"Dude, he's so weird, he was masturbreathing the whole time"

by Dr. Tata October 23, 2012

Masturdementia

A mental illness caused by masturbating too much. The person is no longer able to recall whether he/she masturbated that day, or if it was in fact a different day. More common among the male crowd although women are not immune to this illness.

Oh man, my nut this afternoon was so thick! or wait... was that on monday? Damn, I must be getting masturdementia..

by Dr. Cock-topus December 10, 2010

Masturage

The frustration you feel after being walked in on mid masturbation. You don't get caught but you're still pissed as fuck.

My mom doesn't know how to knock! I'm gonna have a masturage!

by Trisha's da bomb May 5, 2015

Masturah

Sweet and lovely girl, down-to-earth and detailed-oriented. She can make decisions without hesitation, she is also efficient at work and plan ahead. She hope to stay focus and be responsible of her own action.

Masturah is a pretty girl

by Naskh November 22, 2021

mastura

Sweet girl but never completes her homework and had an aversion to completing simple task alone.

She will probably marry Justin Bieber some day, however she spends most of her day in bed so will probably not get the chance

Why are you such a Mastura? Do it yourself.

by A.b.c.d.e February 16, 2014

masturbark

To masturbate a dog.

Tom is masturbarking.

by erima January 19, 2008

Masturagetion

This defines the state of mind where someone becomes so pissed off that the only way to relieve stress is to masturbate furiously.

Dude: Hey man, your girlfriend cheated on you.
You: Ah that sucks.
Dude: With me. :3
You: WHAT THE FUCK?! TIME FOR SUM MASTURAGETION! *pulls out dick and starts fapping* AGGGGHHHH!!!

by Mast of the World May 7, 2010