compulsive masterbater

A man or women who would be doing completely un-sexual thing such eating out at burger king and then in three seconds they'll drop their droors and start beatin their meat. Usually scaring everyone away, and in some cases end up arousing some perve.

"I wath eatin me a whopper, when out of thee blue the COMPULSIVE MASTERBATER dropped his drowerth and thtarted beatin hith meet and jizzed in mee fries!!!"

by thee definer;) March 15, 2014

masterbationsensation

the feeling you get when masterbating

i can just FEEL the masterbationsensation

by chris99163 April 1, 2009

MASTERbater

n. title given to he who can masturbate and feel no shame, whose penis' texture is like leather, predict his exact point of ejaculation, can get it under 30 seconds, does not break a sweat, and will occaisionally yawn while doing it

Jody thought Jacob was the true MASTERbater when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in Florida.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

Masterhate

The act of masterbating because you hate yourself. The desire to masterbate due to self loathing. The self love equivalent of "hate fucking".

I was so ashamed that I lost my job that I went home and masterhated.

by JSteezy83 April 1, 2013

Masternater

A person who looks busy while the boss is around but does little to nothing otherwise.

Here comes Masternater, looking busy again, at least till the boss leaves.

by Jimnycrackcorn April 15, 2019

Masterbation Proclamation

When a guy who always denied ever jacking off first proclaims to their friends that they indeed do masterbate. Usually admitted after days, months and years of questioning and teasing.

Krieg- "You missed it last night. Brett finally caved."

Chase- "How's that?"

Krieg- "Masterbation Proclamation"

Chase- "I always knew he was a jackoff"

by woundtight September 25, 2011

masterbation realization

Just after you nut where you go
"Wow this girl I just jacked off to is real nasty." Or where you loose complete sexual interest after you bust.

You- Fuck me this chick is sucking that dick so good.

You post nut- Man wtf this chick is nasty and the concept of porn is fucked up, I mean I'm getting off to someone getting off wtf man I just had a
"Masterbation Realization".

by Brewski Jones June 5, 2017