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Guy Fucking Themselfs
I love Masterbating at night when there is no girl by me
by Fuck.me.daddy December 16, 2016
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Masterbaking

To masterbate while in the process of smoking marijuana.
Johnny said: "Yo cuz, whered you go last night?" Darvin replied: "After seeing 2 girls make out, I had to run inside to roll a joint and start masterbaking to calm down." Johnny replied: "Damn"
by DusanMandic08 October 13, 2011
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Masterbaiting

Not to be confused with masturbating.
Masterbaiting is just being really good at fishing.
“I masterbaited yesterday.”
“Ew, you don’t need to tell me that!”
“What? I caught lots of fish! That’s Masterbaiting!”
by Have You Seen My Ging’ December 17, 2020
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Masterfraping

the act of fraping oneself
Tom: John, why did you update your status to say you were gay?
John: oh, i was just masterfraping a lot last night
by jiggzz July 18, 2010
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masterpranking

The act of pulling a prank on one's self in order to cast off suspicion from an earlier prank. A tactic often used when one is preparing for the ultimate prank in a series that will produce great personal enjoyment at the expense of others.
After the warranted egging of his neighbors' homes and masterpranking his own house (less than the others of course) Sanchez began planning for the imminent round of flaming bags of dog poop.
by Barry Brooks February 27, 2011
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Masterbatingly

Adverb : a state of loneliness so consistent that masterbation is as common or more common then the act of taking a breath.
I am happily masterbatingly single.
by Cheyboy818 December 17, 2015
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Masterdraking

That thing that happens to people when they hear a new Drake song on the radio or speakers that they memorized within 15 minutes of the song's release, and all of the sudden stop, dance and sing along to Drake in order to look super cool. Particularly in the Toronto area, this is extremely prevalent.
Yo bud, this is the new Drake song (sings along) and dances like the hotline bling dance

(Response) Stop masterdraking, you'll go blind.
by Dr. Channing August 2, 2016
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