Neka's mail

A Neka's mail is a letter/email sent by a person, usually in a motherly/school directory role, that seeks to address family/school issue or just generally useful advice. It's best sent close to midnight or early hours of the day.

Somto is very unserious with his core courses, I need to send him a Neka's mail.

by Bbjde October 12, 2018

shitting in my mailbox

Used against a person who is a fucking blind motherfucker who plays all your goddamn videogames and is a foreskin who’s about learn about colors.

Yo, shit for brains! What god damn color is this ? Huh? You fucking blind motherfucker! Who the fuck do you think you are, coming here, shitting in my mailbox, playing my god damn video games? You’re gonna learn about colors you, you dumb foreskin!

by Locomotive Man June 9, 2020

daily mail

Adj. - used to describe actions or words that are both xenophobic/bigoted/homophobic/racist and highly sensastionalist.

Symptomatic of a "less tax and less blacks" attitude.

A: Oh my God! Get that black man away from me! He'll eat my babies! Think of the children! Oh won't somebody think of the children!?

B: Oh, be quiet, must you be so Daily Mail about it?

by Emo_Ed November 24, 2004

Daily Mail

1.) The Fearmonger's Bible.
2.) A paper for Middle Class, Middle Aged, Middle Englanders' wives.
3.) Where bad journalists go to get paid employment.
4.) Not a tabloid, honest.

1.) "Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..."
2.) "My word, dear. Britain appears to be overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..."
3.) "I have no journalistic integrity whatsoever, so I'll state that Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..."
4.) "We state the Truth, such as 'Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer...', which you won't see in The Sun."

by OD Smith April 8, 2005

Mailbox head

A term used by Captian Murphy of sealab, usually describing Marco

I hate Marco, I hate Marco, I hate Marco, and his mailbox head!

by Leenikins August 1, 2004

mail

in northern ireland the term "mailing someone" refers to flirting over text

did you mail him lastnight?
yeah we're meeting up at the weekend

by Urbanilegend December 6, 2016

text mail

A text you send to someone directly after calling them instead of a voice mail because you are too damn lazy to leave one.

"Ugh damn it... Delo never answers his phone! Ah well I'll just leave a text mail."

by Dolfo February 5, 2009