magnetism

The belief that when you die, your soul sticks to the nearest refrigerator.

Magnetism requires the greatest devotion. Many are cold, but few are frozen.

by FionnSilverwolf April 5, 2016

magnetix

A very hung Asian person named Darl G.
Has an enormous penis.

A person that pwns you, your mom, your dad, your sister and your brother at video games. :)

That person has a magnetix! JEEZ!

I wanna suck his magnetix

by Dipset March 25, 2005

Malletize

1.) Machine shop "technical term" for beating the everliving shit out of something with a hammer to produce the desired results.

2.) To forcibly apply a hammer to something. Sometimes people malletize things to vent steam.

Machinist1: "WTF? This part isn't fitting!"
Machinist2: "Thats cuz' you haven't malletized it yet."

by C2Y August 6, 2005

Bipolar Magnetic Reversal Theory

Relating to two poles that are exhibiting magnetism, but the magnetic field is going in an opposite direction than normal and it theory that even Einstein has proven it happens on the Days of the Lunar Solar Eclipse and also when the planets align.

Dustin Luke Crocker is the creator of the Bipolar Magnetic Reversal Theory!!!!!!!

by DustyCracker2099 November 19, 2018

Magnetity

A person's draw or mechanical attraction to another person

Lindsay couldn't help but be near John; as her magnetity towards him was heightened from not seeing him in the past few days.

by JDub55 April 23, 2011

monetize

To turn a business such as Twitter into a way of raising revenue.

Urban Dictionary decided to further monetize itself by selling coffee mugs.

by theqhausdorff August 8, 2009

magnetic fart

A fart so bad that it clings to the surface on which you were sitting. This typically occurs with leather seats.

Bob sits in Tim's computer chair.
Bob: Oh man Tim, warn me next time you leave a magnetic fart!
Tim: Sorry man, didn't know it stuck!

by FubarGOB September 21, 2010