Time Magazine

A spineless magazine that has just been proven to be a puppet for the ruling elite, by electing Mark Zuckerberg as 2010 Person of the Year, who got 18,353 votes and placed 10th, to Julian Assange's 382,024 votes, who placed 1st, and ahead by 148,387 votes of second place's Recep Tayyip Ergodan, the Prime Minister of Turkey as of 2010.

I have lost all my respect for Time Magazine.

by tylerdurden89 December 16, 2010

Details Magazine

A stupid, racist publication who not only hired Whitney McNally but allowed her to put out the trash article "Gay or Asian?"

Details Magazine should rot on the newsstands.

by Jessica April 9, 2004

magazine stand

A person who has far too many issues. One who is overloaded with angst. Derived from the fact that a magazine stand (in the non-slang sense) is a place where one can find many issues (also in the non-slang sense) of various periodicals.

"I had dump my girlfriend. She had way too many issues."

"Issues? She was a magazine stand!"

by Evac156 February 24, 2005

Sticky Magazine

a left over porno magazine that is filled with semen.

i keep my Sticky Magazine in the bathroom.

by greenday256 January 7, 2012

Brev Magazine

A news publication trying to look cool for kids through co-opting pop culture. Only known because of TikTok.

A: Why did I waste my time reading that?
B: No one knows why. It's Brev Magazine.

by Jamisxn223 April 21, 2023

High capacity magazine

A weapon magazine designed to hold a large number of cartridges (bullets). There is no official standardization on what constitutes “high capacity”, but more liberal states such as California and Maryland seem to argue it’s anything over 10 rounds.

The AR-15s 30 round mag is not a high capacity magazine, but actually it’s standard magazine capacity.

by Plutonium-239 October 13, 2020

magazine

A controlling device used by the corporate masses of America to brainwash teenaged girls and turn them into clones of Hilary Duff and Anna Nicole Smith, usually by means of advertising skanky clothing and expensive shoes and stating (subliminally, of course) that if you do not buy and wear these "stylish" fashions, you will be attacked and mauled by 14-year-old teenyboppers with push-up bras and perfectly manicured fingernails.

Ashley: "Like OH MY GOD! I totally have to buy this miniskirt or I will be devoured by the general public!"

Michelle: "Yeah, I know! Let's go to the mall and buy pink underwear!"

by Jennifer June 9, 2004