A chunky Mexican badass who once faked his death by "riding a shark, strapping 250 pounds of dynamite on his chest and into the mouth of an active volcano".
Person 1: *is doing something unnecessary and at risk of dying*
Person 2: bro you’re gonna be El Macho’d
Person 2: bro you’re gonna be El Macho’d
by Big lozza March 3, 2022
Get the El macho mug.One who is addicted to everything Apple related. One who may also have every Macintosh product, i.e. multiple iPods, an iPhone, an iMac, a MacBook and a MacBook Pro laptop.
by mirrandabob December 9, 2008
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Literally, Spanish for 'male'. In English, used of a man to describe stereotypically male characteristics such as virility, strength and toughness, particularly with regard to sexual attractiveness.
by superba May 2, 2005
Get the macho mug.The current sociocultural trend in which the good old macho stereotypes or patterns of behavior are now labeled as predatory or offensive.
Guy: Hey baby, looking hot!
Gal: Get away from me you rapist!
Guy: Whoa, easy there with the machophobia.
Gal: Get away from me you rapist!
Guy: Whoa, easy there with the machophobia.
by Professor grandmaster G December 4, 2017
Get the machophobia mug.(Math-hole, emulating asshole) Matholes are those kids in advanced math classes who claim to be able to help you with your math homework and that they're the best at math, and then tell you that they forgot that chapter when you actually present them with the assignment.
Matholes like to talk about all the fancy things they're currently doing in their glorious advanced math class, but usually cannot help you with your regular math homework. Do not even ask.
Matholes are annoying despite the fact that you probably have a few of them for friends, which doubles the annoyance. You're not bitter that you aren't taking their advanced math class, too; you're just rightfully pissed that they proclaim to be the math god{dess} but cannot help you with your "simple, easy" homework.
Matholes like to talk about all the fancy things they're currently doing in their glorious advanced math class, but usually cannot help you with your regular math homework. Do not even ask.
Matholes are annoying despite the fact that you probably have a few of them for friends, which doubles the annoyance. You're not bitter that you aren't taking their advanced math class, too; you're just rightfully pissed that they proclaim to be the math god{dess} but cannot help you with your "simple, easy" homework.
Mathole: "And tomorrow we're talking about {insert fancy pants math subject here}! Oh man, I love math. I'm so good at it. No one is better than me!"
Mathole's friend: "Oh, maybe you could help me with {regular math subject}?"
Mathole: "Oh... uh, I was sick that day. I don't remember it.*moves on to tell a fellow mathole an inside math joke that no one appreciates except those hopelessly enslaved to matholedom*"
Mathole's justifiably irritated friend: "*thinks* I wish my friend wasn't such a mathole."
Mathole's friend: "Oh, maybe you could help me with {regular math subject}?"
Mathole: "Oh... uh, I was sick that day. I don't remember it.*moves on to tell a fellow mathole an inside math joke that no one appreciates except those hopelessly enslaved to matholedom*"
Mathole's justifiably irritated friend: "*thinks* I wish my friend wasn't such a mathole."
by AnarchyPancakes May 20, 2009
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1. A user of Apple Macintosh products who exerts his/her snobby, self-appointed superiority in speech, glances, facial-expressions or general attitude.
a. A type of asshole (v.7)
2. A Mac user who thinks they're better than you because of their electronic consumption habits and lets you know it whenever they can.
3. Anyone with an Apple product (iPhone, iPod, Mac Book, etc.) who bought purely for the *perceived* cool-factor or entertainment value.
a. see also: "sheep" - "lemming"
1. A user of Apple Macintosh products who exerts his/her snobby, self-appointed superiority in speech, glances, facial-expressions or general attitude.
a. A type of asshole (v.7)
2. A Mac user who thinks they're better than you because of their electronic consumption habits and lets you know it whenever they can.
3. Anyone with an Apple product (iPhone, iPod, Mac Book, etc.) who bought purely for the *perceived* cool-factor or entertainment value.
a. see also: "sheep" - "lemming"
Person 1: "Hey, I need a hand with this design project. I can't get this file to open properly."
Machole: "Oh, I see your problem. You shoulda bought a Mac."
Person 1: "No, I've done it before, I just don't know why it isn't working right this time."
Machole: "Still. It'd be better on a Mac. I could spend a good 30 minutes telling you why Macs are better, but I gotta get going. See ya later."
Person 1: "What a Machole."
Machole: "Oh, I see your problem. You shoulda bought a Mac."
Person 1: "No, I've done it before, I just don't know why it isn't working right this time."
Machole: "Still. It'd be better on a Mac. I could spend a good 30 minutes telling you why Macs are better, but I gotta get going. See ya later."
Person 1: "What a Machole."
by waxrascal October 26, 2009
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