Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

You'll figure it out

A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

by DougDimmaDave January 2, 2022

Dermatitis MacBookensis

The heat rash occurring on the ventral portion of the thigh after Mac Book Pro users spend more than 15 minutes seated with the computer on their lap.

When John's friend noted the skin discoloration caused the by the overheated Mac Book Pro, John supplied the diagnosis: "Dermatitis MacBookensis. Soon as I finish this paragraph, we can turn it over and make quesadillas."

by Pancho Doll March 5, 2007

macbook

A Worthless 1000 Dollar Piece Of Shit That Can Store 8 Giga's
Its Made By A Brand Called "Apple" Also Known As "Thumb Up Bum"

Friend: I Got A Macbook For My Birthday
Me: Damn, Unlucky Good Luck Next Year

by Ahdiwnsn December 5, 2016

madbox

A piece of shit team that uses a piece of shit animation software. They try to be funny all the time but fail terribly.

John: Oh jeez...
Karen: What?
John: I feel like Madbox...
Karen: Oh shit, that must be bad...

by redboyguy5932 August 3, 2018

Macbook

Something worse than a pc and sucks for gaming, its less powerful than wii u and only for stupid people

Macbook sucks for gaming- Ted

by HelloMynameisnanya March 18, 2021

Mutual MacBookbation

It's that thing when a couple is on their MacBooks on a Saturday morning, reading blogs and streaming music and drinking coffee.

Alice and Bob missed brunch with friends because they spent all morning enjoying mutual MacBookbation.

by Bill Frink November 16, 2012

The California MacBook

The act of dipping your penis into windshield wiper fluid and then immediately and profusely shoving it into a USB port on any device in any given location.

I can't believe Dante performed The California MacBook at the Children's Center this morning.

by Lucas Likes Eggs April 9, 2019