loyability

The ability of being loyal

John, when we killed all those people you stuck right by my side and have always been a loyability to me.

by uTa|Dexter March 5, 2006

lieability coverage

Insurance that you take out to better ensure that certain people will be willing to "make their noses grow longer" in order to protect your sorry a** if you screw up legally and someone decides to sue/prosecute you.

After "Liar Liar" star Fletcher Reede became afflicted with his son's "truthfulness wish", it would not do any good to have lieability coverage if you hire him as your lawyer, since he would no longer be able to fib on your behalf, anyway.

by QuacksO November 12, 2018

Lyleability

Da legal responsibility for distress and/or damages caused by your live-in crocodile friend.

Clover Sue Hipple's mom initially viewed da large neighborhood reptile as merely a dangerous Lyleability, but then when said green scaly entity saved her little girl from drowning, said formerly-intolerant lady-parent quickly changed her mind and considered said toothy animal a hero and a great friend.

by QuacksO January 20, 2023

eyeability

the ability for anyone or anything to see

She does not have any eyeability. She real blind.

by DiamondA October 25, 2006

latability

A measure of how late a task, assignment, obligation, etc., can be and still be okay.

"What's the latability of that homework assignment?"
"Ten percent each day"

"There isn't any latability in catching a bus in Pittsburgh"

by .mox June 9, 2018

Liability

Ryan "I Be Strafing" Krogmanczak

Top off, that's a liability

by JboiOnTehPen October 15, 2019

liability

an item of property owned by a person or company, regarded as having value and available to meet debts, commitments, or legacies.
"growth in net assets"

Liability

by Liabilities July 5, 2020