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Butt luge

Butt luging was originated in the Bahamas. The term bahama mama came from butt luging. A butt Luger will let a shot ride off the ass of a beautiful slutty babe and slide gracefully into the lugee’s mouth.
My buddy Juan took a Jameson butt luge off that slut over there
by WillieDaWacker January 26, 2019
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boob luge

Drinking beer by pushing a girls boobs together and putting your mouth under them, then pouring the beer through her tits.
Dude, my boob luge made it on Old Row.
by Justafriend July 13, 2016
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Loogie Luge

When your giving a guy a blow job in the 69 position with a stuffy nose (like SUPER STUFFY) when you feel like your going to sneeze wrap your lips around your teeth REALLY WELL (we don’t want to bite!) and let that flow of snot use his shaft as a loogie luge straight to his balls!
“Girl last night my man was bugging for some head but my nose was so stuff and blocked up. I finally gave in and right about half way through I felt a wicked sneeze coming and I turned that dick in to one hell of a loogie luge.
by MadameMayhem November 25, 2022
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dirty luge

Similar to the Cleavland Steamer except you put your hands and feet either side of her with knees up, and then roll back and forward like the start of a luge race.
Kelly love trying new sports so I introduced her to the dirty luge last night.
by phil1256 November 4, 2007
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Spooge Luge

n. A woman's pussy so wet with cum that it better resembles a water slide at Six Flags than a vagina.

(The term is based on the Winter Olympic sport "luge" in which a racing sled - for one or two people - is ridden with the rider or riders lying supine. In this competition event the sleds race against a clock.)
1. n. That girl has got a tight ass spooge luge!
2. n. Hey little boy, want to take a ride in my spooge luge?
3. n. That whore downstairs is so full of cum she's got a spooge luge!
by Andy Port July 26, 2006
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Beaver Luge

The art of a male laying under a naked female that is pouring alcohol down her chest, over her vagina and into the males mouth.
My buddy was drinking from a beaver luge at last nights party.
by DirtyG983 February 14, 2019
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Spluge Luge

A dazzling homoerotic maneuver enjoyed among no less than three, but theoretically unlimited number of homosexual men. The fun is initiated by a particularly chiseled young stallion, with extremely defined abdominals, who lays face up on a staircase so to result in a 45 degree downward slope from head to toe. He must maintain continuous flex of his six-pack as the following sequence unfolds. One lucky stud now places his lower lip below the belly button & just above the pubic region with his mouth gaping wide open, eagerly awaiting nectar. Next, another or potentially many aroused young studs descend the stairs. One at a time, they each straddle the chest of the reclining stallion and proceed to ejaculate, unloading semen onto the top row of his perfectly defined six pack. The center line of the six pack then serves as a funnel or “luge” delivering semen into the salivating open mouth of the awaiting recipient below. This process resumes delightfully as needed until all the boys’ appetites are satisfied.

(extra credit) A particularly dedicated group of motivated “go-getters” might consider cleaning up in style by assisting a final stud as he assumes keg stand position (inverted) and uses a straw to syphon up any remaining semen from the defined interior of the abdomen. This advanced technique is known as the “seminal slurp inversion.”
Following years of shame & barely ever getting any dick, due to his dumpy physique, Jesse finally capitulated and joined CrossFit. After achieving impressive results, and now sporting a sexy new six pack, it was time to show off to the boys. He invited over a whole gang of his most handsome friends, all hot prime-aged studs like himself. Upon their arrival he stripped down naked, putting his glistening well-oiled physique on proud display. All the boys watched in awe, penises standing straight up in erect salute, as he strutted gracefully to the staircase, reclined into position and rallied them into action; “Cum and get it boys! SPLUGE LUGE!”
by Kent Wade July 31, 2020
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