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loserndom

Noun

pronunciation: l-u:zə(r)n-dom

The condition of a loser, the state of idiocy as a result of incompetence or stagnation. The realm or sphere of being a loser.

The high-guy world of the dumb-dumb, candy-raver, with the do-do (or better known as a pacifier or 'binky') in their dried, drool-encrusted gob.
He got lost in Loserndom on his way to Retardedville.

"I'm going to drop some liquid on his binky if that dumb-ass stuck in Loserndom, blows his fucking whistle one more time."
by Lady Logorrhea May 21, 2010
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butt-sucking loser

someone who actually inhales smoke on purpose to get a drug, such as nicotine, from the smoke.
quit smoking so as to not be such a butt-sucking loser.
by chuckybubbles August 4, 2011
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loser birds

When you are up all night to the point of hearing the morning birds chirping. Most of the time it is from drinking or drugs.
Man I partied all night until I heard the loser birds
by jlion31685 September 30, 2011
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Rust Belt Loser

Anyone, at this very moment, right now, caught dead or alive living in the State of Michigan.
The State of Michigan last night made a desperate (it's usual emotional state these days, like that of a hysterical spinster) phone call to the West Coast pleading for either Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Stallone to come and 'save their dilapidated and sick ass' and somehow bring about a happy Capra-esque, Hollywood ending. The State did this on the grounds that, as President Reagan was already dead (is Bonzo available?), both B-movie actors were the only known living persons who, owing to their respective previous roles as 'lone macho warriors', could conceivably pick up the State 'all by themselves' and save it from such a 'horrible' fate (akin to Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman only this time with more testosterone). While Stallone could not be reached for comment, Schwarzenegger, when asked if he might agree to such a request admitted he already had quite a bit on his plate as current governor of California. "Besides," he added, "I would have to see the script first and certainly wouldn't want to go anywhere where I might wind up a Rust Belt Loser."
by Rust Belt Jones April 8, 2008
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Loser in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS because he has repeatedly demonstrated that he loses in court, time after time.
Whether it’s his fake real estate “colleges” and the money he made off the backs of scammed college students or the absurd arguments the Loser in Chief has against releasing his tax returns, he has lost with each and every humiliating court decision.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2019
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Loser Geek Brokie

A Loser Geek Brokie, or an LGB, is a person that is dumb, stupid, poor, and a background character. They are worthless and always get made fun of for good reasons. They amount to nothing in life, and are bad at it. They are lazy and hated. They don't progress in anything at all, and blame all of their problems on other things because they're stupid.
Look at that Loser Geek Brokie, what an idiot!
by HJJ I October 19, 2023
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Loser Fetish

A fetish for losers.

When people (mostly women) choose to only get involved with worthless individuals who more than likely, have criminal records, but they have no education, no job, or no other goals in life.

People with a loser-fetish seem to enjoy this sick adventure of only wanting to be with useless, jobless troublemakers, for the intense sexual thrill of it. Those with a loser-fetish usually love Jerry Springer, bar brawls, and trailer park gossip.

Women with a loser-fetish will talk about their loser all the time and won’t ever shut up about him. They defend their losers, thinking that they are the greatest thing that ever happened to them and will fight to the death over their loser love too. They are always defending and protecting their worthless loser. Mostly women who have a loser-fetish seem to dislike cops and other authority figures. Many women like “bad-boy” types, but you're supposed to grow out of that phase after the age of 19. Many "bad boy" types never do grow up and they become worthless losers when they're older. Women who have a loser-fetish will always love their losers and will cater to them. Most of these losers then can usually go through life without even having a job, because their women will provide for them, clean up after them, worship them, go ass to mouth for them, work two or more jobs for them, and will also have their babies.

Some men have a loser fetish too. They also date women criminals or welfare women who have a bunch of kids to different fathers, but it isn't as common. It’s usually uneducated, blue-collared, ignorant women (who don't know any better) are the ones who have a loser-fetish.
My older sister Cindy has a loser fetish, big time! She is a bum magnet. She only dates deadbeats and worthless ex criminals who cannot support themselves.
by Cazanna November 4, 2008
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