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Loomer

Past: (Loomered)
Active: (Loomering)

The act of issuing a vague threat of action against someone if they do something, knowing that the person you’re threatening has no intention of doing the thing you’re warning them against doing, then, at some future date, claiming credit for the fact that they didn’t do the thing they were never going to do—saying it was because of your threat.
"Thanks to the "Loomer" treatment, he won't be walking down this street anytime soon!"

"After his "Loomering" he must be so humiliated lmao!"

"He got "Loomered" so hard, I bet he's crying right now!"
by Rhian Fazzini July 31, 2023
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Loomer

Hey, last night I got a Loomer by Laura Loomer’s own feet!
by Lou Sassoles August 4, 2023
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Loomer

Getting your dick jacked off with someone’s feet
Rando #1: Son, I just got that Loomer zoomer.

Rando #2: Word! Everyone knows Laura Loomer loves to beat off dicks with her feet on the regular, son!
by Lou Sassoles August 4, 2023
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Loomered

I raw-dogged that hooker Friday night and got Loomered.
by T-Dizzl3 April 11, 2024
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Loomer

When a prolapsed anus resembles Jigsaw
noun; Eat plenty of fiber or you’ll end up with a loomer

adj; she’s had so much plastic surgery, she looks like a loomer
by SheepB0T February 8, 2024
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