Loomer

To masturbate a man’s throbbing cock with feet

Hey, last night I got a Loomer by Laura Loomer’s own feet!

by Lou Sassoles August 4, 2023

Loomer

Getting your dick jacked off with someone’s feet

Rando #1: Son, I just got that Loomer zoomer.

Rando #2: Word! Everyone knows Laura Loomer loves to beat off dicks with her feet on the regular, son!

by Lou Sassoles August 4, 2023

Loomered

Catching syphilis after having unprotected sex.

I raw-dogged that hooker Friday night and got Loomered.

by T-Dizzl3 April 11, 2024

Loomer

When a prolapsed anus resembles Jigsaw

noun; Eat plenty of fiber or you’ll end up with a loomer

adj; she’s had so much plastic surgery, she looks like a loomer

by SheepB0T February 8, 2024

Loomer

Ur moms a milf

Dude did you see Nathan’s family on family day? He’s such a loomer.

by Sidboihours July 10, 2021

Loomered

You don’t believe that do you? You got Loomered.

Loomered is believing something that isn’t true, being conned, bamboozled.

by Yourmom2026 February 13, 2026