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The performative online (and increasingly offline) ritual of treating the statistical possibility of catching a random bullet as though it were the weather forecast: casually mentioned, mildly dramatic, and never actually surprising.
Don’t miss curfew Charlie , mom might Kirk you.
by Yourmom2026 February 13, 2026
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You don’t believe that do you? You got Loomered.
Loomered is believing something that isn’t true, being conned, bamboozled.
by Yourmom2026 February 13, 2026
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