Lip-necker

One who's face goes from lip straight to neck, completely skipping the desirable chin. These people are heartless soulstealers who inhabit the dumps of society... Only with the addition of a chin could a lip-necker ever become a true member of the upper crust.

Tyler: "Jeff! Look out! There's a lip-necker to your immediate left!"
Jeff: "Whew! Thanks for the warning man, that was a close one."

Jeff: "I want u to meet my friend Barbara"
Tyler: " WTF man, that bitch was a total lip-necker! I almost lost my reputation and my lunch!"

by T.J. Collarwallace March 27, 2010

lip cricket

Genital crabs transferred to a mustache or beard

Dude has lip crickets in his stash

by Stevie G Spot January 9, 2016

lip-locked

(v.) When someone does something so unattractive that your vagina (labia majora) literally sews itself up

I was lip-locked after his hot, stinky breath made its way into my nostrils.

by Madame Lillian December 7, 2019

lip hickey

hickeys that happen when stupid boys suck on your lip too hard. results in a swollen, puffy lip and a purple bruise. looks AWESOME.

lip hickey

by nibbles101 December 9, 2008

lip syncing

1. when an individual moves their mouth in sync with a song in order to pretend that they are actually singing the song... think Ashley Simpson. yup
2. kissing

Wow, Kanye West is getting heat for singing terribly on SNL the other day (Love Lockdown)

Yeah, it's better though than lip syncing than Ash and Brit

by junebugtnt December 28, 2008

Lip Man

This is mob vernacular for right-hand man.

Capo: I am here to see Don Salvatore.
Lip Man: Don Salvatore is a busy man. I am his lip man: talk to me!

by A1exandre August 7, 2012

lip brand

a hickey

Leonardo: Dude, how'd your date go?
Michaelangelo: She lip branded me!

-or-

Owen: Dude, put on a turtleneck, I can see your lip brand!
Luke: Really? Aw, man, I can't have a hickey! Grandma's visiting today!

by dangeridiculous January 23, 2011