having knowledge of anything before the year 2000, mostly seen in people born after 1991, including a vast knowledge and appreciation for modern music/film, etc over good music/film, etc. as if too busy "living life once" to bother to learn anything about the world they're only living in once
the instinct of most people to poop on roses because they don't know what roses are
the instinct of most people to poop on roses because they don't know what roses are
John: Hey, look! *gestures to a box of ice* It's the ice box!
Blaine: ...
John: You know? The Ice Box? From the Little Giants?
Blaine ...is that like Big Gigantic?
John: Man, you're yoloblivious.
Blaine: ...
John: You know? The Ice Box? From the Little Giants?
Blaine ...is that like Big Gigantic?
John: Man, you're yoloblivious.
by dangeridiculous September 20, 2012
Something unexpectedly badass done by someone not particularly badass, making the deed more unexpected and more badass.
IE: When Pam walked over burning coals in The Office.
IE: When Pam walked over burning coals in The Office.
Bob: Hey, did you see that episode of The Office where Pam did the coal walk?
Debbie: Yeah! She was totally badass! I didn't see it coming.
Dave: Yo! Did you hear Jessica got her nipple pierced?
Jack: Holy shit, for real? But she's like......so innocent! Damn...that's a coal walk!
Emma: Oh my god! Jack told me he loved me last night!
Shannon: Wow, really?
Emma: Yeah, it was so sweet! I totally didn't see it coming!
Shannon: Yeah, what a coal walk!
Debbie: Yeah! She was totally badass! I didn't see it coming.
Dave: Yo! Did you hear Jessica got her nipple pierced?
Jack: Holy shit, for real? But she's like......so innocent! Damn...that's a coal walk!
Emma: Oh my god! Jack told me he loved me last night!
Shannon: Wow, really?
Emma: Yeah, it was so sweet! I totally didn't see it coming!
Shannon: Yeah, what a coal walk!
by dangeridiculous November 08, 2011
a hickey
Leonardo: Dude, how'd your date go?
Michaelangelo: She lip branded me!
-or-
Owen: Dude, put on a turtleneck, I can see your lip brand!
Luke: Really? Aw, man, I can't have a hickey! Grandma's visiting today!
Michaelangelo: She lip branded me!
-or-
Owen: Dude, put on a turtleneck, I can see your lip brand!
Luke: Really? Aw, man, I can't have a hickey! Grandma's visiting today!
by dangeridiculous January 23, 2011
A gathering of "bros" usually to play video games, drink beer, listen to music, etc. Usually, it's just a guy thing
Dude, did you go to the broedown on Friday night?
-No, man, I couldn't. I had to wash my basement.
Lame-ass-pussy-bitch!
-No, man, I couldn't. I had to wash my basement.
Lame-ass-pussy-bitch!
by dangeridiculous February 23, 2010