Contraction of Last and Bastard. Used to describe the person who leaves the empty roll on the paper holder, empty milk bag in the container etc. Lastards also do things like cramming one last thing in the trash rather than taking it out. In some families it also refers to the person who takes the last slice, chip, cookie etc when not everyone has had a first.
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Get the laptard mug.The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).
Lactard lactose intolerant
Lactard lactose intolerant
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if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.
if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.
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and extra, making their exertion and flair pointless. Their job can almost always be done faster and simpler and most of their friends find them frustrating and boastful.
and extra, making their exertion and flair pointless. Their job can almost always be done faster and simpler and most of their friends find them frustrating and boastful.
Alexander: "This dude is so unnecessary, he's spent more time flexing than actually helping people."
Zach: "Honestly, he doesn't even need to be here. He's just another Green Lantard."
Zach: "Honestly, he doesn't even need to be here. He's just another Green Lantard."
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