Kim Kardashian

A Hobbit.

Kanye: My wife Kim Kardashian ain't no Hobbit.

by Field Master Abuo 'Kunai August 15, 2014

Kardashian Syndrome

Very homogenous, nation wide lifestyle that is driven by social media. Most girls catch it after being exposed to social media long enough. It can poison the mind of any female,

you must stay 69 feet away from you have Kardashian Syndrome

by JustRevan December 5, 2018

The Kardashians Of

The worst or least preferable of a certain group or category, referencing how the Kardashians are the most unimportant and useless "celebrities" that exist. This term was first used by Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons) on "The Big Bang Theory. "

Black Licorice sticks are The Kardashians of candy.

Two-Dollar bills are the Kardashians of money.

by Julebug123 April 15, 2015

Kardashian

(adj.) A “Kardashian” is a unit of measurement representing 72 days of marriage, as ratified by the Anonymous Measurement Council.

Also refers to a female who is vapid, shallow, and burdened with a large posterior.

I've been married for 10 Kardashians... I feel so old!

by Artemis Crouch November 3, 2011

Kardashiantics

The act of speed-dating with either D-list gangsta rappers or scrub running backs from the NFL.

Romantic interests must be adorned by tall tee and buck studs. The more you score, the more facetime you'll get on the flickering yid.

Kardashiantics have been helping uppity bucks get off since 1995. Just ask O.J.

You can't keep up with Kardashiantics. You can only hope to contain them (with a little help from the CDC).

by 50 cent crack dealer May 16, 2008

Kim Kardashian

A famous chick with no talent who no one know how she became famous.

Bob: Hey, do you know how Kim Kardashian became famous?
John: No... Anyway she has no talent...
Bob: I guess the world will never know....

by Cclleoo January 7, 2015

Kim Kardashian

A talentless celebrity who are somehow admired by 14 year old fan girls and people who think like 14 year old girls. She is famous for sucking on black cocks and being on the garbage reality show "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" which features her equally talentless sisters trying to take over each other's limelight. Dumb bitches praise her because they believe she is perfect despise the amount of plastic she puts into her body and the money she spends on photoshopping her photos. Closeted homos often say that they want to fuck her because their lack of interest in girls have them confuse the cum bucket from girls who are actually attractive.

Idiot: I love Kim Kardashian and you're just jealous because you can't be as pretty as her!

IQ test: Your IQ is lower than your shoe size.

by Webster Dictionary says... May 13, 2016