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The pot calling the kettle black

If someone says this, it simply points out hypocrisy.
You’re saying I’m annoying? That’s like the pot calling the kettle black!
by Man Of Few Words April 11, 2021
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Kettle Corn

Troy: Kettle Corn! That's A Funtime snack!
by TroyAndAbedInTheMorning April 19, 2011
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Tea Kettle

When a headset on Xbox LIVE makes a high pitched sound and the user who is causing the noise can't hear it.
Tea kettle! If you can't hear it, it's you.
by JIV3 July 23, 2010
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Kettles

Kettleman City, California. The junction of Interstate 5 and State Route 41. In-N-Out Burger is the most notable landmark.
Gordo: Make sure you get at the homey in Kettles! We got some Moon Stuff and Water comin' through! Can't let that load get popped!

Twisted: Don't worry about Kettles, Carnal. Chacho is on it. Just drop that shit at the In-N-Out!
by ZXY&ABC July 28, 2019
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Pot, Kettle, Black

A short way to say,
pot calling the kettle black
when someone says something about someone, when they are guilty of doing it themselves, also another way to say Hypocrite.
Ugly Woman: That is the ugliest dogs i have ever seen

Gay Boy: Sure u wanna say that Pot, Kettle, Black.
by Mikey GLAM October 31, 2007
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Kettle Purse

A Kettle-Purse is the KettleBell used in Crossfit.

Crossfit is a type of exercise system like p90x or zumba dance, but Crossfit has become the laughing-stock of the entire internet, in large part because they often follow a now debunked Paleo Diet. (Put "CROSSFIT FAIL" in Google to See this embarassing fitness group.)

Cross-Fit uses a variety of poor 'fitness' techniques that range from the useless to the dangerous to silly, effeminate, and totally ridiculous. One type of exercise in Crossfit involves swinging an iron weight which is shaped like a 'hanging ball' with a loop handle on it. Crossfitters call this a kettlebell from the russian, but now the whole rest of the fitness world is calling this thing a KETTLE-PURSE because it looks like crossfit guys are carrying a tiny feminine woman's Purse.

Crossfit has now made it look like men are exercising while holding a little ladies purse. " KETTLEPURSE "
- "Oh, god, not another Crossfit class." -- "How can you tell it's Crossfit?" - "Because all the guys are carrying their KettlePurses, and also because of the paleo diet body odor."

- Grok signed up for Crossfit, he thought he was exercising like a caveman, but little did he know, to the public he looked like an unfit guy swinging a little woman's kettle purse. And his paleolithic grok logo looks like a caveman who is wearing a Skirt."

- "Instead of using a barbell, crossfit men use a little weight called a KettlePurse, making them look more like a Dumbbell."

- "The KettlePurse ... like it's already-debunked paleo diet, yet another Crossfit Fitness Failure."

- Nobody builds muscle from Planking, much less butterfly pullups, or swinging around a girly kettle-purse, making Crossfit now the embarassment of the exercise world.
by Review Committee October 23, 2012
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Ma and Pa Kettle

An elderly couple that frustrates tailing automobiles by driving extremely carefully or slow, typically in an unpassable situation. Also can be used in the singular, regarding only "Ma" or "Pa" or similar old fart, depending on the gender of said driver.
I was making good time on that off-road until I ran into Ma and Pa Kettle going frickin' 25 mph.
by The Fish August 7, 2006
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