klemistry

A year long honors chemistry class that puts you through extensive learning, stupid projects, bad puns, tests (some of which will be graded), and labs of all sorts. People like to complain about how hard klemistry is, but the worst part of it is the particulars that go into the grading of labs.

In klemistry there are two gold fish, one of them is named 'stoichi' and one is named 'ometry'

by BillChris May 26, 2009

kleinhandler

A kind of potato that is typically bought for for ur grandma's birthday

Grandkid: Look at the wonderful gift I bought u!
Grandma: It's beautiful? *she accutally hates it and thinks it's ugly and annoying and gross* what is it?!?!
Grandkid: It's a Kleinhandler!
Grandma: Ew

by Samellaeatsalot January 24, 2017

kleinluka

1: Name of a infamous Mantrain Conductor

2: iNvasion Works texture artist

3: Gay Porn mogul

omg you kleinluka!

by the goatse man February 14, 2003

Klementyna

The most incredible, badass woman on the planet. She is smart, funny, talented, creative, compassionate, passionate, and humble. She is jaw-droppingly beautiful and has a body built for sex. She is effortlessly sexy and causes massive, widespread dick-splosions.

Klementyna made me cum in my pants just by walking in my direction. She is a legend.

by thetruth143 September 3, 2021

paul klein

The fucking most perfect human alive, absolutely no.1 daddy , wow his jaw line

Uncultured swine: “who’s Paul Klein”
Intellectual: “the hottest, sexiest daddy in the entire world”

by LANY, LANY August 28, 2018

Phil Klein

The artist Phil Klein (Philipp Klein) is a German Pop singer that has had several singles in the German Top 100 single charts. He is known for his boyish looks and for his attraction with new stylish clothes.

Singles:
Der Flachleger
Geiler Hintern

by Mark Swan April 6, 2005

Calvin Klein

Doing lines or bumps of coke and ketamine at the same time

user1: Who wants to Calvin Klein?!
user2: I do, I do!!!
user3: You betta werk bitch! CK'ing is fierce!!

by CA dream'in August 2, 2006