kinkled

contorted, bent, warped

after the crash my arm was totally kinkled.

by damn azer June 7, 2005

kindle

To read a book or a newspaper on a Kindle e-reading device

"I'm kindling now, call you back in ten minutes."

"I'm kindling the newspaper now, can't chat, will return call in one hour."

"Do you enjoy kindling with your Kindle?" "Yes, I do enjoy kindling."

"Hey, I've been kindled. My lates t book was packaged by Kindle as a Kindle book. It feels kind of good to be kindled."

"My book was out of print for a long time, but a new publisher reprinted it and put it on the Kindle menu and you could say my book has been rekindled. I love it!"

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by PRwiz101 March 4, 2009

kindlepooping

n. the act of taking a dump while reading an Amazon Kindle, electronic book

(AKA: getting your turd on with your nerd on_

(Noticing girl friend leaving toilet with Kindle in hand) Were you kindlepooping?

by SavageCole57 January 28, 2009

Kindle Fire

A version of the Amazon Kindle that has tablet-like capabilities such as full-color internet (wi-fi,) apps like Netflix, hulu, pandora, twitter, and temple run, you can upload music or buy it via amazonMP3, and cloud storage. Pretty cheap at $200, it's great for reading and okay for a tablet. But, it's awkward (which for a kindle is disappointing) and not very user-friendly. If you're looking for a tablet, skip it and get an iPad. You can read on that little shit too.

Just finished The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo on my kindle fire, gonna put on some beatles and check my facebook with my neighbors un-password-protected wifi.

by mccartney's bitch July 30, 2012

Kindlefag

Someone who buys an Amazon Kindle in order to sit in a public place looking intelligent and/or introspective. A far-gone breed of the animal who would once be able to afford an iPad but has fallen into pussy-pulling-gadget poverty. Mostly scene, indie or one-armed.

Dumbledore dies, Kindlefag!

by crumply February 20, 2011

Kindle whoring

The practice of indiscriminatingly downloading free sample chapters to your Kindle with only a modicum of interest in seriously reading the book.

I was kindle whoring late last night after five cups of coffe, I like got the first chapter of every book Stephen King ever wrote.

by charidea March 4, 2011

kindle-child

An unfinished Kindle book that you have become deeply invested in. Much like a real child, you cannot stay away from it for too long, as you constantly think about it and want to get back.

Bob: "Is Julie headed home already? It's not even midnight!"
Frank: "She has a kindle-child to take care of - she's in the middle of Game of Thrones."
Bob: "Ah. Well, we've all been there."

by pghprogrammer4 September 17, 2013