when ones vehicle or other expensive possession becomes defaced by someone scraping off the paint with their own set of keys
by Ross Smith February 13, 2003
Get the keyed mug.A kegetarian is a combination of keto and vegetarian. Someone who is kegetarian can't eat meat(cow, chicken, turkey, pork, rabbit, fish, crab, shrimp, etc.) or carbs(regular chips, bread, rice, spaghetti, spaghetti elbows, etc.). A Kegetarian eats nuts, vegetables, maybd fruits, mushrooms, milk, cheese, eggs, onions, yogurt, coconut oil, avocados, low-carb energy drinks, sugar free soda, coffee sweetened with sorbitol, and more. In addition, vegetarians also excercise. If they lift weights, they might take a protein supplement such as protein powder in water or protein shakes. High fat, moderate protein, low carb. A kegetarian diet could help you lose weight and keep it off.
by HawaiianPunch1 November 29, 2021
Get the Kegetarian mug.To contract muscles in your lower abdomen and dick to avoid pre ejaculation. Some of the same ab muscles can also be used for butt kegels.
by MastaRiddle March 29, 2013
Get the dick kegel mug.by blair April 11, 2004
Get the keyed mug.When a female surreptitiously has unusually strong vaginal muscles and proceeds to injure her male counterpart's penis during sex
"Man, that girl last last night really fucked my dick over. She pulled a kegel finagle five minutes in and damn near popped my dick."
by spinkle0711 March 26, 2014
Get the kegel finagle mug.When a man is fully inserted into a females vagina and does nothing. Only after may the female begin her Kegels exercise. The female will flex her vagina at an extremely high rate, forcing the male incumbent to ejaculate "Like a Motha Fucka" so to speak. Thus Kegels Sex.
by Daddy & Son Burnsed July 23, 2008
Get the kegels Sex mug.A practical joke where someone pulls someone elses pants and mabye their underwear down in front of other people. Usually high school boys do this in locker rooms.
by JakeBoi July 3, 2006
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