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John O'Clock

A term used when WWE commentator John Bradshaw Layfield makes a mistake on air and people call him out for it. The term originated from Whatculture WWE's King Ross.
IT'S JOHN O'CLOCK MOTHER FUCKERS GET IN THERE.
by XMC7991 August 26, 2016
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John Laurens

Awesome 1754-1782 abolitionist soldier with enough salt to bury Aaron Burr alive. Didn't love turtles that much, but instead everything in nature. Kicked ass, used sass, all of it with extra class. Seriously, that guy was a reckless little shit though. Really wanted to form a black regiment, but never got to do that. Killed himself smartly at an ambush on the 27th of August 1782, and even invited some ladies to watch the battle. Very super totally highly probable that he was in love with Francis Kinloch and Alexander Hamilton.
Basic bi!ch: Omg John Laurens was such a innocent turtle boii and helpless GIRL WITH A DICK cinnamon roll uwu

Laurens: *floats down from heaven, shoots the b!tch, salutes to everyone normal in the room, dissapears*
by John Laurens 42 February 24, 2019
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John Laurens is relatable, he's gay and dead
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John Wick

A man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will. He's not the boogieman. He's the guy you send to kill the fucking boogieman.
I once saw him (John Wick) kill three men in a bar with a pencil. A fuuocking pencil. Who the fouck can do that?
by Ben Garrison's Dictionary January 5, 2018
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John Roberts Laws

21st Century US laws that restrict voter turnout among minorities and people with limited incomes.

In Shelby County v. Holder, 2013, the US Supreme Court declared parts of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 unconstitutional in a 5-4 decision. The majority opinion was written by Chief Justice John Roberts. Only justices appointed by Republican presidents voted to strike down the law.

Chief Justice Roberts later wrote in McCutcheon: There is no right more basic in our democracy than the right to participate in electing our political leaders.

McCutcheon removed aggregate spending limits on campaign contributions.

Linda Greenhouse @ NY Times noted: Roberts's subject then was the right to spend money in politics, not the right to vote. If people conclude that the current Supreme Court majority cares more about the first than the second — surely a logical inference — the court will have entered a dangerous place.

After Shelby, many states with a history of poll bias - previously ended by the Voting Rights Act - passed laws designed to suppress voter turnout. These laws include so-called Voter ID laws, reductions in early voting, and restricting acceptable ID to ID more often held by Republicans - for example, Texas polls accept gun licenses, but not state college ID.

In honor of Chief Justice John Roberts opinion in Shelby, and the similarity of laws that followed to Jim Crow laws, these laws are now known as John Roberts Laws, aka Voter Suppression Laws or the Republican Poll.
Republicans were embarrassed by undemocratically winning a gerrymandered House majority while losing the popular vote for it in an un-American fashion, so they declared a fake mandate and passed a bunch of John Roberts Laws to punish and disenfranchise the people who voted against them.
by Moo Paradigm October 30, 2014
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John Duane

How am I supposed to pull that kind of money out of my John Duane?
He's got a stick up his John Duane.
by wheyprotein December 20, 2013
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John Boner

The formal pronunciation of House Speaker John Boehner, incorrectly said to be "John Bayner".
"Didn't pass a bill for hurricane sandy? Shuts down the government? What a John Boner."

"John Boner's name explains himself."
by Harry Dickinher October 3, 2013
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