jismopper

The guy that cleans up ejaculated semen from the floor in a strip club or similar establishment.

After Krazy Kate pole danced naked, the jismopper had to clean up the semen from the floor.

by Silent Bob March 11, 2003

jizzmonger

A receptacle of semen. May also be a collector of jizz, keeping it in containers such as a 600ml Coke bottle or the somesuch.

You fucking jizzmonger! I htought it was milk!

by foj August 21, 2003

jizzmosphere

When someone other than yourself has sex in your tent or your car, this is the funky atmosphere that lingers.

"I'm not letting you borrow my tent for Bonneroo... I don't need your jizzmosphere tainting it."

by mBmD July 31, 2012

Jizzmonger

A seller of semen, generally for a sperm bank, or more commonly, a gigolo.

That jizzmonger just whored himself out to that group of mildly attractive women.

by Joe Hood September 23, 2007

Jizz mopper

Janitor type of guy who stands around with a mop and a bucket in the back of the adult bookstores listening intently for men who are orgasming in the private booths watching sex videos. As soon as he hears a few squirts he gets his mop ready and after the man exits the private booth he starts doing his job. That is, mopping up the jizz that’s hopefully contained to just on the floor and not on any of the walls.

I used to be a high-powered attorney. Now I’ve been reduced to being a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.

by ererueru July 22, 2020