A word describing how irritating a cat stuck in a doorway can be. It could also refer to that same cat blowing you up with a fireball. Skyrim fans know...
"Jizzargo, stop blocking the damn passage!"
"Talos help us, Lydia! That cat is up to no good again - he's preparing fire spells!"
"Talos help us, Lydia! That cat is up to no good again - he's preparing fire spells!"
by PussyFiller69 August 13, 2019
Get the Jizzargo mug.When you ejaculate into a toasted pop tart and give it to your best friend to eat, A bond that is unbreakable is then formed.
"Hey, I made you a jizztart."
"What's that?"
"You'll see"
"thank you so much"
*chomp chomp*
"Mmm, what did you put in this it's incredible"
"MY jizz"
"What's that?"
"You'll see"
"thank you so much"
*chomp chomp*
"Mmm, what did you put in this it's incredible"
"MY jizz"
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by Natorious Fat June 19, 2009
Get the Jizz Jar mug.Dan (aka Geoffrey)is a jizzjacker, I caught him in the garage giving Jim a handjob and Jim shot the load in his mouth
by saggy, nutz August 21, 2007
Get the jizzjacker mug.The Special request topping added to the frothy butter beer at Islands of Adventure, straight outta harry potters wizard balls.
Sweet, salty, magically delicious.
Sweet, salty, magically delicious.
Tourist: "Can I get some of that Wizzard Jizzard Please?"
Wizard servant: "Why yes you can, OH OH OHHHH, here you go:)"
Wizard servant: "Why yes you can, OH OH OHHHH, here you go:)"
by pseudonimrod July 27, 2010
Get the wizzard jizzard mug.a person who performs indiscriminate blowjobs. a slut. figuratively drunk on semen. (akin to drunkard)
by d0rk May 24, 2004
Get the jizzard mug.I wish my husband wasn't a jizzfarmer because he always expects me to clean him up after a day in the fields.
by Jerandam June 20, 2008
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